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  • Just buy some Tide Pods. You'll know it's time when they start looking appetizing.

  • This is No Effort November so it's safe to assume he's not putting a ton of work into this one.

  • Step 1: Take your country back.

  • GREAT SUCCESS! At least they all made it to the ground this time.

  • Well they got exactly what they wanted, a place where people don't give a shit about anyone else. Fuck em.

  • I've read the bible several times and I can confirm that there is certainly some mental disorders involved, although I'm pretty sure it's not just ADHD.

  • Have you tried turning it off and on again?

  • I think you need to fart through your brain worm like it's a flute.

  • If anyone could pull that off, it would be Robin.

  • That's a hungry hungry ..uh.. tank.

  • What's too bad is that he hasn't choked to death on daddy putin's cock yet despite numerous attempts.

  • Hey Pete Hoekstra, I hope you take a hockey puck to the lips. Fuck you if you think we're going to bend over for your grift.

  • No questions needed, all you'd need to do is a quick sniff test... He'll be the one that smells like pure shit.

  • He (Trump) ruled out foul play and said there was “nothing to hide.”

    Why is it when he says things like that it instantly feels suspicious?

  • Sorry If I didn't explain that right.. the guy was drinking non-stop every single day, to the point you could physically see his liver was shutting down because of his yellowish color. So the bar didn't have much choice and had to cut him off. He was an awesome old guy so no-one wanted to boot him, but if he drinks himself to death the bar would be potentially liable for still serving him so they chose to stop.

  • Dumb fucker can't even do that right.

  • Yes, my dad was one of them. I haven't gone to a bar for years but it used to be most smaller bars had at least a few regulars that basically lived there. I remember one old vet that used to show up every day as soon as the bar would open for his daily fix... It got to the point the bar refused to serve him, so he would try and get unsuspecting customers to buy them for him. (This was in the 70's and 80's, there were (or at least seemed to be) a lot more alcoholics back then.)

    Also booze used to be a LOT cheaper, so it wasn't nearly as expensive as it would be now.