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  • Beep boop. Fuck! They caught me

  • An ex of mine had the same name as the wife of a killer. I find it hilarious that when you Google her name, that person comes up. I hope it forever is an impediment to her finding employment. What? No, I'm not bitter.

  • I wonder if they are reliant on the US CDC. I remember they just cancelled the meeting that discusses what strains to defend against. I figured ours would be useless this year.

  • Ted Nugent the great American Patriot was definitely not singing about being a Pedo in his song "Jailbait"

    I mean just look at these lyrics. Nothing to see here:

    Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen You look too good to be true I just know that you're probably clean There's one little think I got do to you

  • If adobe doesn't get the naming rights so we can call it PDF file field, it would be criminal.

  • Dammit. I ate some Bush's beans with dinner tonight. Apparently I'm doing it all wrong.

  • Uh... U mean like, today?

  • Oh weird. You think maybe the techno wizards with unlimited money and 0 morals rigged the election?

  • Quail hunting I believe. Duck hunting is for the poors.

  • This happened a fucking long time ago. Iirc the guy has been locked up for a month. Land of the free my ass.

  • I played craps with Soulja boy once in Tahoe. Dude kept throwing $100 on the horn bet or the high low (can't remember which, but both pretty bad odds) he hit like 3 of them. Took a selfie with him. It was one of the most random experiences of my life. It is only because of that that I knew he launched a failed videogame console because a handful of people reacted to my story about playing craps with him asking if he tried to sell me a console. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

  • I'm on vacation in Hawaii rn. No time change here, so it's pretty nice, just will be 2 hours different instead of 3 when I go back.

  • Time for a graveyard smash

  • 😐

  • Don't forget he took the lidar sensors out to make self driving way better. Oh wait

  • Chris Farley's cousin. I wanna say Jim Farley?

  • It's not everyone's cup of tea, but the guy's a master troll.

  • Ok, boomer

    跳过
  • Shh, don't say it too loud or Maga will legislate the lead back in.