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@ Prime_Minister_Keyes @lemm.ee

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  • Spits Blood

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  • My dentist sez flossing is on it's way out, everybody should start using these really small interdental toothbrushes anyway.

  • Superbowl

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  • Missed a chance to make it: "Department Of Ostensibly Free Unadulterated Speech", aka DOOFUS

  • Sounds like a problem for them, not me.

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  • That's the way. I have three phones, the two non-work phones are 1. for friends and family, 2. for everybody else. On top of that, one of these is actually a dumb phone. Can't stand the distractions.

  • Advice on enjoying your life

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  • The Zhuangzi has a chapter called "Mastering Life."Then again, I've been reading the whole book back to front dozens of times. It completely changed me, but for it all to sink it, it took a while.

  • Ancestry dot com

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  • Polly wants a crackerI think I should get off her firstI think she wants some waterTo put out the blowtorch

  • Arachnid Army

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  • Strange, something on my scalp keeps itching, wasn't there a minute ago.

  • Music genres

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  • True, I just finished playing one of them.

  • Music genres

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  • I know talk boxes have gone out of style, but that's as close as you'll ever get.

  • Trump says he will take on paper straws with executive order

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  • I tried them once, liked them. Ate them after using them once, as it is impossible to keep them from rotting in the long run. They were just a bit too expensive, though, so I probably won't repeat that experience.

  • Doordash deserves it's fate

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  • Agreed. At some point in your life, time becomes the biggest luxury, so I very much prefer spending a couple of extra bucks on higher quality stuff to the hassle of returning cheaply made junk.

  • No beans, only dogs

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  • That's horrible. Don't taint my memory of a movie I loved with Muskolini's likeness.

  • Going to the doctor in 2040

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  • Yeah baby yeah.

  • Mark Zuckerberg starts Meta earnings call by praising Trump administration

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  • Quick then Zuck, ban radical ideas like Open Source even harder from Facebook if you want to stay on Don's good side.

  • Gimme some evidence that anyone at all in the government is pushing back on Trump with any effectiveness at all. Someone throw me a bone here. 😬

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  • Who just knocked?

  • Your New Order Has Arrived

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  • Can we all agree on THIS

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  • The waiting room. I hate when they make you wait in the room. 'Cause it says "Waiting Room." There's no chance of not waiting. 'Cause they call it the waiting room, they're gonna use it. They've got it. It's all set up for you to wait.

    • Famous quote from the Fediverse's favorite frenemy entertainer, I guess.
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  • If you have Javascript turned off, Reddit still sets cookies without asking.

  • Anti-Masturbation Cross

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  • Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers’ hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally; as much as to say,—Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill-humor or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness.

    (Herman Melville, Moby Dick)