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@ Poots @mander.xyz

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Tu madre lleva botas militares

  • Same, and I’m a ‘Merican who drives more often than passengers (?).

  • Ah, a gay arms race. An important goal of the Gay Agenda for some time now...

  • But in the end…

  • Rule

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  • I’m old Gregg

  • More

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  • Hear me out, the egg one but balanced with more brown sugar than white. It’s very similar to the Tate’s brand chocolate chip cookies.

  • Put some respek on her name!

  • How timely - I just finished reading Solaris earlier today! Maybe one day we’ll be out there getting haunted by the simulacra guests…

  • Women are the most vulnerable in the world

    Huh. A bit hyperbolic, but is it?

  • And a complementary turkey baster, too!

  • Oooh gay kill me harder daddy

  • Meth sprinkled celery would be quite a reinventing of the traditional ‘ants on a log’ recipe, anyway

  • What happened to his crusty ass since the bout of freezing anyway? GOP shove him in a corner out of view?

  • Scheiße

  • Honestly not a bad set for some foot shots. Slightly damp sand squishing between the little piggy’s, and all that…

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  • Excuse me, are you me?! Being an uninteresting introvert and guilty for it is my spirit animal anyway…

  • I’m not usually a soggy food fan, but Rice Chex are an absolute delight when they have time to marinate in the milk for a few 🤌

  • I would love to stop seeing posts in other languages pop up in my feed constantly - just some type of feature to help organize the languages of each instance a bit better.

    Don’t be afraid to block instances if you would like to see less politics and doom scrolling. I listen to NPR and read my local news, so I don’t need to see all that here as well. I just want gratuitous memes and good convos about nothing important with internet strangers.