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Please_Do_Not

@ Please_Do_Not @lemm.ee

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    Reports: Man held for questioning in Altoona in killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO

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  • Guy went to a McDonald's, was apparently acting suspicious, and had everything on him that the police had reported about (silencer, fake NJ ID). Feels like someone took the "steal his look" memes seriously and may want credit.

  • Rule

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  • I have two sides, and you don't want to see my bad side. Please get me to a hospital if you do.

  • 1+1=

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  • Heck, you'd be surprised how often it's 0.

  • I have concepts of a plan!

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  • Don't be nasty now

  • But I've based my whole personality on my convoluted opinions about rainbows!

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  • They are evidence of God's contract not to drown every living thing on earth again, what else do you have to know?

  • Oh, hey George. Nah, just out running errands for the wife. You know how it is.

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  • Would be understandable if he was though, looks like he's hard to find

  • just a little

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  • Polly wanna impale her prey

  • How does the profanity filter work?

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  • Literally anytime CEOs, billionaires, or landlords come up. And not like euphemistic "eat the rich" type statements, tankie shit about literally murdering landowners (but also about how Tianemen Square was ok/just US propaganda, Russia has a right to Ukraine, and the CCP is truly progressive and respects human rights).

  • How does the profanity filter work?

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  • Lemme.ml: Where you can call for murder and warfare against meat eaters and landlords, but don't even think about saying a no-no word, mister!

    Edit: funny how all the negative comments flood in at once, almost like folks clocked in for work.

  • I think I just have two toaster ovens

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  • "It's just G now, Jack. We sold the E to Samsung. They're Samesung now."

  • Oops

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  • Oops

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  • Bicycle with roof

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  • With a headwind, sure. But with a crosswind, you can (accidentally) fly!

  • Elon Musk's new 'department' seeks 'super high-IQ' staff for unpaid jobs

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  • Much like unpaid internships, this is also a method to prevent anyone who is not independently wealthy from applying, so they can fill the department with the same people already benefiting from the current system and allow them to design one that benefits them even further.

    No one that this department is ostensibly built to serve can afford to work on it, so who is it really (clearly) for?

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  • The Great Lakes feed into the Atlantic, so half the Midwest should be blue

  • Mark Robinson losing in North Carolina

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  • It's never a bad time to check your biases

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  • That's why Mr. Pibb emphasized clarity to avoid misgendering. He actually has a Ph. D. in archaeology, but made the humble choice to still go by Mr.

  • when you can't words

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  • Ooohhh. Now I see. Or rather, I hear.