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@ PillowTalk420 @lemmy.world

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  • would you rather retire or cryogenically freeze yourself to see a new world?

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  • Wake up being yelled at by a lawyer for interrupting his masturbation session during "Ow! My Balls!"

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  • I feel I have a better understanding of written words than film. All my education taught was how to recognize things in literature; not any kind of visual medium. If a director of a movie uses a subtle visual element as a metaphor, I am probably not going to recognize it as such, compared to a similar metaphor used in a book, through text.

  • I'm awake. Good luck

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  • Smokin' latinas and bangin' Newports, just as God intended.

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  • "Dog, pussy is great."

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  • ProFile Pic

  • Willrow Hood: A Star Wars Story

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  • Kyle Katarn

  • Preferences_irl (Art by Tech2772)

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  • Pale green pants with nobody inside them? 🙂‍↔️✋

    Pale green fox not inside pants. 🙂‍↕️☝️

  • What do you do with the sole purpose of annoying people?

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  • The only person I purposely annoy is my sister, and by just being extremely facetious if there is any ambiguity in the words she chose when telling me something.

    Her: "So I made mash potatoes today..."

    Me: "You made mobile army surgical hospital potatoes? That sounds unpleasant."

  • some sweet cans

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  • Wal-Mart said they drug tested, but then they never actually did. You think the zoning and FIFO was immaculate because I was sober? lmao

  • What is your wish, mortal?

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  • Playing Jeopardy and every time I go against my first impulse, I get it wrong. I always end up tricking myself thinking "surely, it's not that obvious." But it is always that obvious. 🤦‍♂️

  • The Olympics is going to be interesting....

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  • I wish I could at least be like Ed and too stupid to understand how shitty it is here.

  • Draw an arrow to each temperature

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  • Nothing I do ever satisfies you! What do I have to do to make you proud, dad?! 😩

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  • Literally the Dusties in Sigil. They're basically just necromancers who are also lawyers and loan sharks. They have contracts for their zombies. You sell your body when you're alive, they pay you, you eventually die and now you're a janitor at the local tavern for all eternity. They might even use those dudes who talk in rebuses as a PowerPoint to make the sale.

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  • I remember Miles being a bigger dick than Keiko cuz the first thing I even think about when thinking about the characters is the time Keiko made some food from her own childhood and Miles was just like "where's the corn beef and potatoes?"

    Hell the worst I remember Keiko doing wasn't exactly her; she was possessed by some kind of energy being or someshit.

  • You mean we can see this crossover meme a few more times again?

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  • I loved Babylon 5 so much, I even subjected myself to the god awful fan continuations.

  • Cheers lads an lassies

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  • See Through Pea Soup

  • "Grief" (Art by Clueless Hero)

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  • Meme is more about looting but hear me out:

    I wish more fantasy RPGs used their own player conveniences as more than just player conveniences. Like, FF7's big "what the hell" moment when you can't just use a Phoenix Down on Aerith.

    Dragon's Dogma has spoiled me on this. You can revive any fallen named NPC if you have a wake stone. They even get put in a special room for you to visit if you forget their body long enough, so you can never lose a vital NPC while still having chaotic, emergent action with monsters rampaging through town.

  • How The Muppet Movie Should Have Ended

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  • You're telling me those are two different muppets? They look the same to me. 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • Bush storage

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  • robot voice He had a good idea

    Normal voice SHUT UP! MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!