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@ PillowTalk420 @lemmy.world

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  • Because the brain seems to think it is not a part of the body.

    Source: Brain told me to type this.

  • Where's the naked person bending over? Who just tosses a pickle in bed for no reason?

  • It was a real struggle to upvote you after seeing your username. That's the name of the furniture rental company that tried to screw me over a few months ago.

  • Yeah; you don't put a hamburger into it, just ground beef (or chicken, or tuna, or whatever other meat you'd like, really). lol

    If you had money for a hamburger, you probably wouldn't be eating Hamburger Helper.

  • Excuse me, you dropped this: \

  • I fucking love that he wrote that to be like WWE intro music, and it ended up being the main anthem associated with clowns. 🤣🤡

  • Darth Vader theme

    Ahem... Actually, it's called the Imperial Death March. 🤓

  • And that's just the false advertising. The reality is more like:

    "Hey ChatGPT, I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?"

    "Uranium contains about 18 million calories..."

  • Take the mac n cheese off it and I'd be happier. It also isn't a burger. It's a pulled pork sandwich.

  • They had to watch women, black people, queer folk and transgender people exist and they were scared.

  • Unless he read this article he won't even notice. And since he can't read, it's unlikely he'll read this article.

  • I can stab lovers with a spear from my body. Also: my spear could use a polishing... Where's that Argonian maid?

  • And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi!

  • I know of exactly zero old people other than Trump that have a neck vagina. Do you, perhaps, have one?

  • Skill issue. Just stick your lips out further.

  • Yes. They're absolutely cooked, chat.

  • FACTS

    Jump
  • I only mind pubic hair when it gets in my mouth.

  • Maybe they thought you made it ugly on purpose for Halloween and did a good job. 🤷‍♂️

    Also: The order you see messages get sent is not always the order they are received.

  • Hey. That's my thing. Get your own gimmick!