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  • Palestinian man found dead in Belgium park with hands, feet tied

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  • Not actually sure if Palestinians still do clan structure.

    Palestine has historically been an incredibly urban region and Palestinian dialect is significantly different from dialects spoken by arabs in regions where clan structure is more entrenched.

  • Venom vs. Magneto

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  • You joke but the people who try to act like Ivy has always been good and not just a recovered formerly genocidal mental patient would ABSOLUTELY start jerking off Carnage over a killing spree around the ultrawealthy.

  • Venom vs. Magneto

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  • Magneto has repeatedly had turns of being extermonationist against regular humans, and even when he isn't he's still often portrayed as mutant nationalist, modelling his vision for Genosha off of Israel, which he has repeatedly stated his support of in a very "You lived through the logical conclusion of that shit personally, how are you THIS determined to still get it wrong‽"

    Poison Ivy has turns of being an eco-fascist, and her more just being an anti-social eco-anti-hero now is often billed as being a direct result of her treatment at Arkham when before she wanted to actually kill everything but plants. Not even all humans, all everything that isn't either a plant or a plant symbiote, and while that would be am incredible spec-evo project, it would also make her the single most genocidal psychopath in earth's history assuming lichens don't achieve sapience to start making a contest of it.

    For just wanting to save his wife, Mr. Freeze sure has a lot of arrests on his record involving trying to plunge gotham into a new ice age, which, just look at Extra History's series on the little ice age to get an idea of just how horrible doing that on purpose to a society is.

    Stop whitewashing terrible people who just happen to even tangentially look like a cause you agree with.

    That's how we get Joker being seen as justified because one too many people feel personally attacked for cat calling women to smile more and ....motherfucker I think I just figured out why the incels latched onto him so hard.

  • Figure it out, you self-righteous hack.

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  • They're not voting for trump, they're just not gonna vote.

    So voting for trump but trying to justify it by being shit at math.

    Signed, a Palestinian America who's grandfather came to the US fleeing the fucking Nakba.

  • Figure it out, you self-righteous hack.

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  • It's actually theorized that Bush being ultimately elected was what caused 9/11 to slip past the usual degree of scrutiny already in place.

    The delay in beginning the transition process from Bush suing over the recounts meant that the usual reports on the plans that had been uncovered weren't delivered until whoever had gotten them would be having to prioritize what to look at, and Bush is not famous for his ability to prioritize well.

    Had Gore Won, there's a non zero chance he could have been riding into the midterm election cycle on having stopped what would have been the most catastrophic attack on America since Pearl Harbor.

  • OK.

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  • Tyson IMO went service industry worker crazy without the usual pressure of getting fired for talking back or snarking at the customers.

    Because being tapped to be the new Science Communicator Supreme sounds like a huge honor until you realize you're now cursed to constantly be dealing with having to rehash the same bullshit you've long since lost interest in because of repetition over and over again on morning news shows, when you're not instead dealing with Stephen Colbert trying to Checkmate Atheists you over your own field of study.

  • Animals that use Drugs

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  • Meanwhile the Siberian Nomad off to the side waiting for whichever reindeer that gets the shrooms to take a piss 👁️👄👁️

  • Don't go red!

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  • MASH was invoking historical parallels.

    This is just inventing them out of thin air in an era that is already overflowing with rampant politically motivated disinformation.

  • Don't go red!

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  • Getting the joke doesn't make it funny or any less irresponsible a way to invoke a historical period for sending a message.

  • Don't go red!

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  • Actually we just won an election

    Ok that's just an outright fucking lie.

    The Bolsheviks didn't start "winning" elections until they'd already forced everyone into supporting them, the 1917 election featured the Bolsheviks being blown out of the goddamned water by the SRs, and getting tailed pretty hard by the Ukrainian Regional Socialist Party

    All this comic does is bend history into absolute knots to try and sell an image of what a democratic revolution would look like, but the tone and telling it represents is blatantly revisionist to a fucking maddening degree.

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  • It'd be like that if they actually bothered getting a warrant for any of this shit, but if you refuse to unlock a phone for them using biometrics they can charge you with blocking an investigation and then force you to do it anyways, so no.

    It also gets much worse than that. Law Enforcement routinely treats "Get A Warrant" as less of a necessary step to preserve our liberties and require them to actually prove this use of investigative resources isn't being wasteful or unnecessarily abridging people's rights, and more as an annoyance that can and should be gotten around by any means necessary, rights of the public be damned, if they're saying no they must be guilty!

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  • I just keep them open for natural light, if I could keep the view out but block the view in, I'd be in heaven.

  • I'm so sorry

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  • Piper Perri Deserves better than being compared to Peach's least favorite Toad.

  • TIL that despite homosexual activity being punishable by death in the country, Iran allows gender reassignment surgery, and performs more of them than any country except Thailand.

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  • Ohhhhh that's a lot less positive than you might think it is.

    It's forced on whoever's not on role in the relationship to "conform to their behavior."

    Sub men being forced to live as women, and dominant women being forced to live as men.

    And yes, that includes "surgical correction."

  • Someone invent time travel to uninvent this shithead

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  • Oprah hosted some absolute dumbfucks (McCarthy, Dr. Oz, Dr. Phill, take your pick!) to fill air time and now a virus that could have cleared the country within the span of a month has taken over a million lives in the US alone and is still chugging 4 years later.

    NO I'M NOT ESPECIALLY WANTING TO SCREAM IN HER GIFT TAX WHITE ELEPHANT GIVING FACE BECAUSE I'M DEALING WITH MY SECOND ROUND OF THE STUFF IN LESS THAN A YEAR AND HAVING TO POSTPONE A BIRTHDAY BASH FOR ALL MY AUGUST BABY FRIENDS BECAUSE OF IT! WHAT COULD EVER GIVE YOU SUCH A WEIRDLY SPECIFIC IDEA‽

  • A horse walks into a trial

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  • Nah that'd be if she was a man, though tbf she does absolutely bring BDE to the show.

  • A horse walks into a trial

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  • TIL Megan Thee Stallion is eye level with me

    That's actually shorter than I expected, IDK why I always expect celebs to be taller than they are in person.

    Also the version I saw her give was that she decided on it after some grampa on a stoop type guy started jokingly cat calling her and saying she was "hot" like a stallion, I think it was meant more to be a joke about her being a big personality.

  • que

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  • Why can't we just yoink Iran's گ and be done with it?

  • sEemS liKe a LeGiT rEasON to mE

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  • If your dumb bitch candidate can't keep his yap shut while it's someone else's turn to speak he deserves the shit that comes his way for what the hot mic picks up