Have you seen the morons who go to American churches? I wouldn't go, but if I was forced to, I wouldn't go unarmed (especially knowing everyone else was)
He told it to remind him to get milk the next day. The artificial stupidity set up a cron job to check if it was "tomorrow" every so often before it reminded him. He's a moron for paying for a completely wasteful stupid system that wasted his money.
It's not illegal there?
Ugh... I can't believe i actually typed that out