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  • A folding shovel is a must have in a car! I have dug my car out of so much snow and mud! Also good for burring your poo or a dead hooker.

    Wait what?

  • More like a dumber version of Her

  • I remember this Black Mirror episode! Dudes wife was banging someone else and he gets wicked drunk crashes his car and replays the memory over and over again for years. Good Times! 🫠

  • Man I don’t know how they do it. The memory leaks in those old Windows versions were crazy! I don’t miss the weekly reboots on all of our Citrix servers. It could be yearsly but you know monthly for patching

  • Gives me those “Hey Siri where can I hide a dead body?“ vibes from like 15 years ago

  • Hello OHSAA! I would like to report a job site…..

  • Saving this jpg! It made me chuckle way more then it should have

  • My pussy does like a good salami from time to time…….

  • Very similar quality. I was very surprised putting it next to my 511 bags.

  • I actually own this. It’s fantastic!!!!! The baby diaper bag is a must have. It’s been to hell and back with two kids on many of family trips across the country and outings. the material it’s made out of are kid proof which is saying a lot

  • That was my setup. End of the day I would close the door and not think about work anymore. It’s easy to creep into working 24/7 if your not careful and you really enjoy what you do

  • Need the Blunt Master 3000 STL here

  • They are, the other side of the coin is a lot of hops and grains are grown in Canada. Hops being the big one. I know a few breweries that stock piled both of them at the beginning of the year out of fear. Will not get them though the next 4 years but it will extend the runway till they have to pay the tariff piper

  • Yeah when the Detroit Red Wings are in the playoff there is always a squid or two thrown on the ice as is tradition

  • You must live in a very walkable city then. I find Denver to be excellent but I spent a lot of time in Ohio before Denver and those cities suck for walkablity and bike ability

  • Yeah, nearest light rail station is 2 miles away from me and I live in the city. I can ride my bike around town for the most part, beating people driving if we start at the same start and going to the same destination. I do ride mostly in late spring -early fall. Snow and ice make it hard for my gravel bike to get around. But getting from the south side of town to the north side kind of is a bear riding. Lot of bus stops in my area though……

  • Castlevania Lord of Shadow 2. Loved the first one and 2 was just bad. I wish they would have kept it as a God of War clone, with stunning visuals, game play and music

  • Nothing tops the Jolly Rancher story.

    Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.

    He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.

    In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.

    It was a nodule of gonorrhea.

    As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...

    He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.

    So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.

    Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/comment/c0er6q4/