You should be. America's been barking like a junkyard dog for 80 years, and rolls over on its back the second those teeth are needed. I'm ashamed of my country.
"What'd you do over the weekend, Ron?"
"Fucking hurricane Richard lost me a thousand bucks by swinging West and hitting Jacksonville. That money was going to get me out of Jacksonville."
My favorite of the spider variants is spidersman. A swarm of spiders eats Peter parker and inherits his memories and abilities. So the swarm just suits up and becomes Peter parker. It's so dark, and so creepy that I love it lol. And there's a comments from miles in the miles Morales spiderman game where hesays "ya gotta watch out for spiders, man." And every time he says it I'm thinking he's telling these people to be careful of a swarm of spiders in a suit, as he's webbing up these criminals and it makes me chuckle. Like even miles is grossed out by the thought of it.
Get out of here. People deal with far stronger hits to the head than an accidental rowing incident, especially if the oar has hit water beforehand. Even without a helmet, that's nothing compared to the collisions of rugby, hockey or football on a regular basis. You're just being silly.
Edit: the physics just don't match your assertion. The strength motion is on the thrust. Which would be once the oar is already in the water. Not slamming down back into the water. So if someone is in the water floating, they either got lightly bumped on the head, or more likely felt a little pressure pushing their head forward. And being that you were in a rowing club means you have to know that they're much longer oars than a kayak. If you know anything about physics, you know that you need to be on the long end to exert more force on the short end. You might be rowing really hard, but getting hit on the long end, wouldn't even phase someone. So not only is it the wrong time to use force but it's also mechanically not realistic.
I honestly really enjoyed moon night.