I read the whole thing around age 10 as an attempt to try to bring myself to believe it. Because I was questioning it around 6. Honestly, I believed in Santa longer than I believed in God. I read the whole bible front to back and was like... Yeah this is unrealistic. Spiderman was also unrealistic but it didn't try to act like reality.
I've been craving a good tamale for weeks. They just don't really exist here. Got some frozen ones a few days ago and they were so flavorless and bland that it just made the craving worse. I'd buy out a cart right now and eat em all in front of em.
I just take what lemmy agrees is reality. Then I add an 80% more depressing adjustment to that, and I'm usually pretty close. Like hegseth getting fired means hell be replaced by the resurrected corpse of John Wayne gacey.
Also, how are tomahawks that scary to Russia? Ukraine has managed to hit things 1000km past the lines already. There's not really a whole lot beyond that is there? No major cities, is that where the oil is, in the east?
Martha is more gangster than snoop.