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Owl [he/him]

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  • Into The Breach -> Tactical Breach Wizards plays similarly (tactical game with undo and pushing stuff) but is deeper and has great writing.

    FTL -> I don't have any recs that have similar gameplay, but you can get cool space vibes for free - Escape Velocity: Nova is abandonware, and The Ur-Quan Masters is open source.

    Slay The Spire -> Slice & Dice is vaguely similar but it's dice. And also like deeper, more challenging, sicko shit.

    Balatro -> There's a whole wave of games trying to be a Balatro But right now, and I don't think any have really gotten there, but Merge Maestro is cheap and has a little bit of the feel.

    Monster Train -> I never actually played this, so it's time to plug UFO 50, the game that's 50 games in one. Several of them (Bug Hunter, Avianos, Party House) are up your alley from what you listed. Others may be.

    Dead Cells -> If you like hard combat-heavy platformers you should get into Hollow Knight. The sequel, Silksong, is harder, but also even better.

  • They're all hot.

  • Blaze from Mortal Kombat

    Iblis from Sonic

    Ragnaros the Firelord

    Lava bubble from Mario

    Magcargo

  • next Friday

  • Charlie Kirk could have been saved by

    really fluffy turtleneck

    just like the fluffiest turtleneck you've ever seen

  • lmao I almost mentioned dancing with the stars in that comment.

  • Dude should've retired and foisted the mess he made on a successor back when all the libs still remembered who he was. Could've moved to the US and been a rich D-list celebrity.

  • Something I enjoy about this meme is that it doesn't even include the worst one of the fuckers.

  • It's a hard platformer with hard bosses, and it's aimed at an audience of people who find that appealing. If you want it to be something else, you're going to be frustrated. Or you can do something about it and mod it to be more like the game you want it to be.

  • I'd probably play that.

  • the word "dialectics" contains "dialectrics" which is what capacitors are made of

    shocking!

  • If you got this far, you're good enough at the game to do it. It's going to take 4-5 good attempts, which inevitably means more than that when you count the iffy ones. Focus on making sure more of your attempts are good ones. Take a break, get some rest and get less tilted, come back with the mindset that each run is about figuring out how to do it more cleanly and easily, not an attempt at a seat of the pants victory.

    Or give up. Beating a hard bullshit boss at the end of a video game is satisfying. But it's just a video game, your only responsibility is to figure out what you want to get out of it.

  • After the shooting I checked 4chan and they were all cheering because Kirk was a Jewish sympathizer (plus various, even more antisemitic, ways of phrasing that). I'm not going to pretend to know how the hell they came to that conclusion, and I'm even less going to pretend to care. But, yes, for whatever reason, the worst chuds hate this guy.

  • I'm not conspiracy brained enough to think this is the case.

    But if it was, it'd be very funny if it was the same assassin who was hired to off Epstein.

  • In-app podcast discovery lists were already worthless, so filling them up with garbage isn't going to hurt much.

    I know some guy is going to get all their news by asking a computer to summarize the latest news and repackage it as a podcast on his commute. But I wasn't inviting that guy to my parties anyway.

  • I can think of a space for transphobia.

    It's literally space. (Good luck breathing in space, transphobes.)

  • If there's a dog in a video game you should be able to pet it. If there's a hitler in a video game you should be able to kill it.