During the future apocalypse a survivor might stumble upon this treasure trove of Allen wrenches. They could melt them down and forge a blade of some sort!
The ability to phase thru anything, passive ghostlike body. Basically walk into any bank and walk thru the vault snatching whatever, bullets pass right thru you, but you can still hold things to deal damage back!
Then take out most of the world governments at an unstoppable slow-walk with a shit-eating grin and declare the new post-scarcity world ready for action without anymore billionaires or megacorps.
When King Regis says, "Walk tall, my son". I break down crying everytime. Like how Cornelius needs to cry at the Testicular Cancer meetings, I use FF15 to cry. Such a sad tale of roadtrips and youth and friends.
Little Nazi Crybaby needs to fabricate his "forever war", all so he and his fellow traitors can remain in power. It's plainly obvious textbook dictator shit.
Yeah no thanks. Nationalism, patriotism, and governments and nations in general are all bad. Tribalism is bad. We need something different. It's really looking like Democracy is 100% incompatible with Capitalism.
Edit: Obviously still fuck those Fascist Nazi Confederate Traitors.
I prefer to imagine a zombie-like horde just sweeping over Washington DC and the White House. Literally trampling and stampeding all the traitors to death. A human wave crashing down upon these fascist fucking Nazis.
Fuck Paradox, such a pathetic publisher.