Assassination would stop him from hurting people quicker than cancer. Even if he had a stroke that debilitated him he wouldn't get impeached, he'd just effectively be a more obedient puppet.
Not to mention, assassination sends a message to his peers too. As much as I want him to suffer, I think a quick assassination would be more effective.
Healthcare, in the US, is still pretty expensive even if you have insurance. Chosing between maybe dying or being disabled, and being homeless is pretty common place here in the best country in the world.
It says "even a sip", so I suppose it's a question of what is the minimal amount of juice that counts as a sip. If it's diluted enough it might only half transform you into a bottle of juice.
This is a class thing, not a race thing, dip shit. For real, there are so many things to make fun of white people for and you choose a problem caused by the owning class.
Honestly, if I ever get out of this shithole and into a country with decent public transit and healthcare, it's going to feel like I stepped onto the USS Enterprise.
The regular police do that too though. They might not specialize in kidnapping like the secret police do, but they love violating constitutional rights.
Is that a Snoopy vibrator in the bottom right corner?