My wife declared Shannara law and now we've got elfstones everywhere. I counter declared Shiraz law just to cope
My job is pretty independent and as long as I get my work done nobody cares too much, I call in sick maybe 6 times a year, but I try to time it right after a big deadline. Send my boss something amazing, and then I take a day off the next week
21 pizzas is the record? Dead city. Order two dozen pizzas in a normal metropolis and it's a drop in the bucket.
Hang on, I gotta make a shitty YouTube video that I can link a screenshot from in a facebook post about this. I'm not crediting you
He didn't even predict that the years start coming and they don't stop coming, he's more like "the world is going to end"
I've always meant it as Got Only One Demerit, in that it was an almost perfect post, but not quite