28 days + 8 Bank Holidays. Easter is great, you can have 16 days not at work, and only use 8 days holiday. (Good Friday and Easter Monday are Bank holidays, and I don't work weekends)
"Inhofe was among a group elected evangelical officials pledged to erecting a Christian Nationalist state" - Something about this part gives it away...
Smokeless tobacco has been around for centuries. Snuff (and I don't mean Snus) the snorting route is actually relatively safe. One or two instances of cancer in centuries.
The Nokia N900 was my fond memory. It ran a version of Linux, opening 'terminal' on my phone never got old.