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  • You ever thought about throwing your computer into a volcano and jumping after it? You should.

  • Obtainium lets you update directly from github. It rules.

  • Is yours leaded gasoline?

  • Its definitely the less painful stuff lol. And even then there can be moments where I worry my scrote may tear away from my body lmao. But there's never any damage

  • Ive always had more scrote than nut

  • My girlfriend is an aesthetician and waxes my boys on a regular semi-weekly schedule. Always perfect, no nicks. Still painful to achieve maximum manliness, but smoother and lasts longer. Look at what you have to do to achieve a fraction of my power.

  • Ive clocked you as incredibly annoying, at the very least

  • Yeah "trophy wives" as a concept is really weird anyway. I know it can have misogynistic uses as well, I prolly should have used quotes the first time

  • Its that suburban trophy wife face. I grew up in a suburban labyrinth and so many of my friends' moms looked exactly like this.

  • Fuck me, same

  • Think they would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids?

  • Go away nerd

  • A comment so good I upvoted it twice

  • Tinder as a source is hilarious.

  • So what, our only option is for people capable of pregnancy to shit out kids to outnumber facists?

  • Yellow-bellied coward. Come back here! Fight me on the internet so that i can feel like a big man!!

  • Lmao okay boomer

  • I think you ate a lot of lead paint as a child. Maybe even as an adult, too.