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Norgur

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  • Parfait au pork

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  • Is it frozen? No? Why should it be a parfait then? Just because something looks vaguely like something else, it's not that thing. Gravy can look like chocolate sauce, so can I call my meat "pork au chocolat" then?"

  • Parfait au pork

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  • But this isn't "making a treat savory", this is "put things you'd normally eat as a regular dish, put them into a plastic cup and pretend it's revolutionary".

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    Permanently Deleted

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  • Then the wise and benevolent machine learning algorithm will make it so that it isn't undefined anymore and you will live by it's holy verdict.

  • Parfait au pork

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  • Or — and hear me out here — you could put all those things on a plate and eat them like a person.

  • Parfait au pork

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  • none of the above. It's frozen.

  • Florida teen says she was denied entry to prom for wearing a suit

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  • I agree with the decision. I mean, have you seen the green on the vest and the tie? What are those colors called? Puke and vomit? Doesn't look good on her… or on anyone, really. What was she thinking?!

    What was that? She wasn't rejected for the atrocious sense of style, but for wearing a suit at all? Oooooooooh!

    Well, in that case: Let's paint the walls of that prom location in the same green. With the puke that I have to force down when I read such bullshit!

    Edit: okay, okay, I thought I didn't need it on Lemmy, but ppl seem to misread my post, so: /s

  • NSFW

    Stay on the designated path

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  • Every pair of tits reduces the amount of men willing to rise up. It's genetic engineering for sexual warfare.

  • Google now offers ‘web’ search — and an AI opt-out button

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  • Oh, dear… tell me that this is not about the audacity they had in daring to query the brave search API as one of many search engines! The argument here is beyond petty in my eyes, downvoting and not engaging in a conversation is even more petty….

  • Google now offers ‘web’ search — and an AI opt-out button

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  • I like my Kagi investment more every day.

    edit: why the duck am I getting down voted for that? If you disagree with me spending my money however the fuck I want (forma search engine for example), at least drop a sentence or two as to why...

  • French revolution

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  • I wouldn't go that far.

  • French revolution

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  • That's what the "I" at the beginning stands for. You guillotine yourself as much as you want.

  • French revolution

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  • I like my dick thoroughly unguillotined, thank you very much

  • Reality check

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  • Nah, that way, I can be the Alpha-Nerd in my circle, getting all the clout when I help them out with a command-line-command that contains awk.

  • 13 May 2024

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  • Terrain, terrain... Pull UP... terrain terrain, Pull UP

  • As a leftist when I saw this post in twitter I had to be rushed to the hospital. My blood pressure read 2567 over 1547

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  • Why exactly are we giving Nazis the power to poison language, emojis, what have you for the rest of us again?

    I think we should do the opposite. As soon as some symbol becomes a dog whistle, we should all rush to use it for it's original meaning as much as possible, thus preventing the dog from hearing the whistle where it's supposed to be used as such.

  • Caution or How-to, it's your choice

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  • Or be sucked into a jet turbine. Or run over by a lawnmower, or impaled by a combine harvester. What are you getting at?

  • sudo Make me a sandwich

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  • From my experience, the most accurate result would be "me: invalid argument" "

  • Inspirational

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  • Uhm ackchually he became deaf long after becoming a renowned musician.

  • When your profile matches the job

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  • Here I go again on my own Going down the only road I've ever known Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone And I've made up my mind I ain't wasting no more time.

    What did you think this song was about?

  • New bill aims to limit harmful heavy metals found in baby food

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  • I will not let them take my babies daily intake of arsenic and mercury away!