NeelixBiederman [he/him]

Further evidence to support my theory that fungi are a cognizant alien species trying to subtly guide mammals/humanity to a better future

Ugly mother fucker is starting to look like another ugly mother fucker, Wally George

Doing a pushup

This further reinforces my theory they fungi are an alien species that is trying to guide humans towards a better future

Yeah guest spots are usually boring but I appreciate them providing a place for people to share

Yeah, they captured a moment and movement with their podcast, but the moment has changed. One can view them as the spirit of the radical, disenchanted millennial left - and this is where we’re at now: deflated, defeated, and getting old. I appreciate them acting as a news source and they often platform people doing real work, so I think they’re a force for good. What else is there for them to say, I guess?

pretending to be the automated MUNI voice is my asmr

(short) quotes from theory

:leftist-meme:

Whoever lives there must take the fattest shits you’ve ever seen

Outrageous that it took so long, right?

“Whatever the ICC might imply, there is no equivalence — none — between Israel and Hamas,” Biden said

Hard agree. One is a genocidal menace whereas the other is tenaciously resisting said genocide

It’s important they clarify it’s not 7 times larger

Ah yes, the strategy of “ignoring well publicized storm reports” and “not taking a single well-established precaution such as lowering the rudder for stability and closing windows and doors”

Edgy humor has a butt to the joke, and/or the joke is made due to someone’s misfortune, at their expense. It’s inherently problematic in the sense that there’s a risk of offense to those who have been victims of similar misfortune. The solution, of course, is to be funny enough that the humor overpowers the offense and/or doesn’t focus the humor on being mean to the victims

How could Jeremy Corbyn do this

Floating circular saws are bolsters now