What would one call a person that is willfully uneducated, ignorant, bigoted, makes bad-faith arguments and acts foolishly, without using "ableist language"?
You don't know which rule to use when you hear the word pronounced.
It does work the other way around.
Ukrainian or Lithuanian languages, for example, are written exactly how they are pronounced (excepr for the emphasis, but you can write with emphasis included)
There would never be confusion between "anuses" and "years".
Nah Italians have letters that have different sounds depending on where they are placed. Don't think that matches the description. Double letters as well.
Many of "fuck faces" have degrees, so singling it out isn't effective.