Does this applies to 70 yo? Otherwise we don’t have a deal. Asking for a friend.
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Hmmm? It just works fine for me.
I’d say that you’re not missing out anything worth your time, but here we are: https://sh.itjust.works/post/26860343
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Don’t miss out this shit post
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I think it might be worth developing some kind of Linux installer on place that is capable of removing Windows and replace it with some Linux flavor. Just one USB, some space in your disk and Linux is installed without data loss
Optimized tomato sauce
for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);let f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace('tomato.src = \"/splat.png\";', 'if (tomato.splat)return;tomato.src = \"/splat.png\";tomato.splat = true;'));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);Optimized Tomato minigun (requieres Optimized tomato sauce hack)
picture.onmousemove = picture.onclickTomato cleaner
let b = document.createElement("button");b.textContent = "Clear";b.onclick = () => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach((t) => { t.remove(); }); };document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0].appendChild(b);Trap boy
document.getElementById("catboy").src = "https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e4c85b56-2b11-4747-a63f-4e9366cb9505.png";Custom image hack
let p = document.createElement("input");p.type = "file";p.onchange = () => { var r = new FileReader(); r.onload = (e) => { document.getElementById("catboy").src = e.target.result; }; r.readAsDataURL(p.files[0]); };document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0].appendChild(p);Endless rotation
rpm = -3000;144 FPS unlocker
for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);setInterval(() => { catboyImage.style.rotate = `${rot}deg`; rot += rpm / 60; while (rot > 360) rot -= 360; }, 1000 / 144);setInterval(() => { if (rpm > 0) rpm -= rpm / 100; rpmIndiCATor.innerHTML = Math.floor(rpm); }, 10);Autopilot
setInterval(() => { rpm += parseInt(Math.random() * 100); }, 10);Intermittent You're Wrong
let k = 1;setInterval(() => { var h = document.getElementsByTagName("h" + k)[0];k = k == 1 ? 6 : 1;let nh = document.createElement("h" + k);nh.textContent = h.textContent;h.replaceWith(nh) }, 500);DVD You're Wrong
let b = document.getElementsByTagName("body")[0];b.style.background = "#000";b.style.height = "100vh";let t = document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0]; let xa = 1; let ya = 1;let x = 0, y = 0;t.classList.remove("col");t.style.position = "absolute";setInterval(() => { var bp = b.getBoundingClientRect();var w = bp.width;var h = bp.height;if (x > w || x < 0) xa = x > w ? -1 : 1; if (y > h || y < 0) ya = y > h ? -1 : 1;x += xa;y += ya;t.style.top = y + "px";t.style.left = x + "px"; }, 5);t.style.transition = "color 1s";let fc = () => { return parseInt(Math.random() * 155) + 101; };let c = () => { return "rgb(" + fc() + "," + fc() + "," + fc() + ")"; };setInterval(() => { t.style.color = c() }, 1000);I gotta say that I loved the DVD result
I’ve written a console cheat code for it, hopefully OP won’t patch it (・∀・)
TomaterBrainerpicture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("/tomato.png", "https://images.freeimages.com/image/previews/ce8/color-stroke-brain-png-5691833.png"))Tomato minigun
for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);let f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace("return;", "pictureContainer.removeChild(tomato);return"));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);picture.onmousemove = picture.onclickSlow-mo tomato
for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace("2.0", "0.3").replace("tomato.angularMomentum", "1"));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);I was thinking about making cheat codes for all your pages, but the tomato one just took me an embarrassing amount of time to work around.
Congratulations, you’ve successfully stressed me out. Just kidding, nice page OP :)
Found this in the depths of my storage. Not sure where its from but might improve the day of some people ^^
I also remember someone posting that article
Stop making this kind of comments. This is the shit posting comm-u…
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iOS 18 is available today
Guys, what do you think about the Home Screen personalization tint? Do you like the new control center?
I’d like to hear y’all!
AI are already ”hallucinating”, imagine the conspiracy theories they’ll come up with.
I wish we could held corporations accountable for the stupidity of their AI
I’m sorry