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  • I DM’d a group that tried to optimize every situation, and every turn off combat. That’s okay as long as it stays fun, but once they start spinning their wheels, or one player turns combat into a slog, then I take measures.

    In my experience (and from what I've heard of other groups) optimisers are rarely the cause of this problem, usually it's the more casual or inexperienced players.

  • How much damage did she take from the poison?

  • made the poison, then promptly drank it to sacrifice it

    That sounds, uh, inadvisable.

  • like is there a single thing she hasn’t already done and excelled at

    Having self-confidence

    Talking to Razira without turning into a flustered mess

    Saying rude words

  • is bardlock a mix of bard and warlock?

    Yes

    why is everything a warlock in dnd?

    It multiclasses well, two levels for agonising repelling blast, plus a subclass feature, and then you can pick any charisma caster.

  • I once unleashed an ancient evil on the world in a failed attempt to open an unlocked door.

  • If it's this dangerous there's sure to be great loot at the end.

  • Impeccable logic

  • They've got accusations coming out the wazoo

  • This reminds me of a comic I saw a while ago where the BBEG was gloating that he could only be killed by the sword next to him that couldn't be pulled from the stone. The barbarian picks up the BBEG and swings him at the sword.

  • They say as if their position is any better for Palestinians either.

  • For a long time Facebook counted an angry react as equal to five likes for measuring engagement. It's very much intentional.

  • I'm sure other people have brought up rich people taking a huge share of it already, but there's also the sheer number of people determined to work in the arts. If there's, say, ten billion dollars to go around, it sounds like a lot, but if it's split between a couple of million artists it doesn't go very far.

  • Total coincidence they picked someone Jewish for their conspiracies about bankers secretly controlling the world.

  • Also, she’s immune to all poisons.

    How did she get that?

  • As well as spreading and planting seeds, clearing competing plants, and providing water and nutrients.

  • Chickens are the most numerous bird on the planet, wheat covers more land area than any other plant.

  • They’re also saying it’s a limited-stock item with only 150 ever made. Sure, buddy.

    Sell 150 each of 100 very slightly different designs, claim they're all limited edition.

    (Or, this being Trump, just outright lie and call it political interference when someone points it out)

  • I evolutionary terms being edible to humans is quite useful.

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