Skip Navigation

MouseKeyboard

@ MouseKeyboard @ttrpg.network

Posts
5
Comments
177
Joined
3 yr. ago

  • Better don’t give martials any weapons and casters no spellcasting then…

    Jump

  • Unless you only had one d6 that sounds like a player problem, not a class problem.

  • Some days you wake up and choose violence

    Jump

  • I have to ask what those reasons were.

  • Some days you wake up and choose violence

    Jump

  • Had a look at his Twitter

    That guy needs to wake up one day and choose therapy

  • Found this one online

    Jump

  • r/curatedtumblr

  • Ummm

    Jump

  • Because without darkvision you automatically fail (and get hit by advantage/disadvantage for unseen attacker/target).

  • Ummm

    Jump

  • Remember, total darkness is -5 to passive perception even if you have darkvision.

  • River River

    Jump

  • That was a few thousand years before Celts were around.

    Edit: It was also pretty slow; it was a couple of hundred miles across and took three thousand years to disappear, so it's on the order of a few miles in a lifetime.

  • River River

    Jump

  • Fun fact: Celts were originally central European, but the British Isles and Brittany were the only places Celtic culture survived the Romans.

  • Happily. Get smited.

    Jump

  • After strength, charisma, and constitution do you think they have the intelligence for that?

  • Why'd you become a lich?

    Jump

  • Isn't that just a war?

  • Fuck it, try it

    Jump

  • Does anyone actually run it that way though?

  • I am not equipped for this level of fuckery

    Jump

  • It sounds like the character has the same total level as the rest of the party, but can only use features from half of those levels, so it's going to be underpowered to the point of unplayability.

  • Trust nothing

    Jump

  • IT'S CHOWDAH YOU IDIOT!

  • [JakeyBoi] Dump Stat

    Jump

  • Imagine if strength was +damage and carry per level.

    With extra attack it is.

  • Just really neat

    Jump

  • My condolences.

  • Doomed

    Jump

  • Fortunately 2024 5e isn't real and can't hurt you.

  • Did you really think it would be that easy

    Jump

  • The king is a puppet of a dictatorial deity. The solution is to overthrow god.

  • We're all here for a reason

    Jump

  • I see what you mean.

  • Try one in your world today

    Jump

  • Circlet of human perfection, but the creator had a really niche fetish.

  • RPGMemes @ttrpg.network
    MouseKeyboard @ttrpg.network

    Tanks wishing they hadn't asked the DM for more aggro

  • RPGMemes @ttrpg.network
    MouseKeyboard @ttrpg.network

    Are adventurers like black widows or blue-ringed octopi to dragons?

  • RPGMemes @ttrpg.network
    MouseKeyboard @ttrpg.network

    The solution is to post about your campaign to Lemmy so internet randos can meme about it

  • RPGMemes @ttrpg.network
    MouseKeyboard @ttrpg.network

    Which of your characters gets blorbod

  • RPGMemes @ttrpg.network
    MouseKeyboard @ttrpg.network

    I didn't sign up for this!