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MonkeMischief

@ MonkeMischief @lemmy.today

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  • EU says it will ‘make sure’ Elon Musk’s X pays €120M fine

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  • Yeah, the sheer insanity here is that $120M is like, losing a comparative 12¢ to him.

    Wikipedia puts the worthless cur's "worth" at ~470B.

    I'm no mathematician but...

    470,000,000,000

    −120,000,000

    =469,880,000,000

    OoOOOoo way to go. You go make sure he pays that huuuge fine. I'm sure he'll lose sleep over this one!

    Fine him 12% of his net worth and THAT would at least be an actual penalty.

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  • Maybe this'll strengthen the worldwide film industry.

    Maybe I should finally see if Who Killed Captain Alex lives up to the hype. 🤔

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  • I mean, the Vegas Strip has always been disgusting...but the fact that (more than?) half of it is owned by Amazon now is absolutely insane to me. . .

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  • Netflix crap never comes to DVD.

    I dunno if it's a thing exclusive to libraries or not, but at my public library I've seen some Netflix movies, and things like Stranger Things and Castlevania come through.

    Not sure if those discs hit traditional media shelves or not.

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    Can I find communication in places other than discord?

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  • "add me on stoat!"

    "Yeah bro I'm so stoakt!" Huh, that's almost a better name LOL.

    First Riot chat, now Revolt.

    Funny how rebelliously flavored chat alternatives that challenge the centralized status quo keep getting put down!

  • Family of Colombian Man Killed in Boat Strike Files Complaint Against US

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  • I hope this becomes a big deal and snowballs hard enough to hurt these monsters.

    It's just so sad, some jaggoff kills your family member on a whim. Just to feel macho. For friggin "branding."

    And the most reasonable power you have is to "file a complaint."

    Like, souls are gone. Families torn apart. Grief and anguish beyond comprehension, and legally the only recourse against this sheer bottomless evil is

    "Hey, that wasn't cool. We're officially very upset about this. We disagree quite much with your decision to murder our families. Thank you for your time."

    God, the helplessness just tears at my heart. I couldn't even imagine.

    There will be no justice until these nazis join their ill begotten brethren in the eternal fires of the deepest pits of hell.

  • Literally though

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  • So much this, although I really regret not just finishing college whilst all this crap was still in its infancy. Student exploitation is absolutely nuts these days.

    "Turnitin", the "Lockdown Browser" and its fellow RAT rootkit malware ilk, one time use serial codes to do the "homework" in $300 textbooks.

    It's absolute insanity. Especially nowadays when schools and wider society forgot what education was about, and run with the idea that it's all to earn a lottery ticket to potentially landing a job that might one day pay off that exploitation.

  • Don’t use ‘admin’: UK’s top 20 most-used passwords revealed as scams soar

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  • Overall I think the weakest part of luggage is its unusually high liklihood of attack by state adversaries. :p

  • The Alleged Drug Boat Wasn’t Even Heading to the U.S.: Report

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  • Mass murder: A heinous crime against humanity.

    State sponsored heinous crimes against humanity: "A controversy."

    It's pathetic watching the press cower and whimper at the feet of these inhuman excrements.

  • Highlight of my Morning

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  • Aww yeah, this is Tumbleweed life. :D

  • Bombed Chornobyl shelter no longer blocks radiation and needs major repair – IAEA

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  • detonate a dirty bomb on their own soil for... checks notes international sympathy?

    I suppose at face value I was thinking maybe more like

    "Shit, missed."

    "Whoops!"

    "Those damn Russians!!!"

    But yeah sounds like a bit of BS because Russia simply didn't admit to it.

  • The Fuck Jar

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  • This is the secret to where Roy Kent gets his power!

  • A rogue object so strange, scientists aren’t sure what to call it.

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  • I still need to read the book! My main familiarity with RAMA is the 199(5?) PC game that was mind bogglingly obtuse with math puzzles but the world was SO fascinating! I need to figure out how to play it again with my grown up brain...

    The soundtrack was INCREDIBLE...

  • Empire

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  • he was legit jotting down PH material on a notebook.

    Somewhere a professor is getting an APA citation that's like

    Lustful, Lucy. (2023, April 15). Sexy Coed Horny Cheerleader Stepsis with Big Titties Can't Get Enough!. PHub. (www dot phub dot com)

  • Decreasing Certificate Lifetimes to 45 Days

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  • "You can set up your own email server at home, for fun!"

    -- The 90's, Probably.

    Lol. I'm kinda sad I missed out on that expressive time of making websites when I was growing up. You're right, now everything is very homogenized and there's a billion botswarms just waiting for you to be 3 seconds late to a security update so they can zombify your site for...

    (Flips papers) Crypto somehow... it's always crypto.

    Internet crime isn't even cool anymore. Lol

  • Hillary Clinton Says Young Americans Are Pro-Palestine Because They Watch ‘Totally Made Up’ Videos of Gaza Horrors

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  • people are arranging a stage and microphone just to ask her about her worst possible stances, at some point it's gotta be considered elder abuse.

    Lmao my bizarre ADHD brain made me think this meant people were trolling her by setting up the stage and microphone in awkward ways so she'd have to answer in uncomfortable positions, and I was kinda all for that.

    I should sleep lol.

  • Celtic knot Star Trek TNG com badge.

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  • That is RAD! Thank you for sharing this! This would be a really cool emblem for a division of Starfleet or something. :D

  • World's largest lithium deposit, valued at $1.5 trillion, lies under a supervolcano in the U.S.

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  • "There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world."

    --Gandalf the Grey

  • [OC] Projectile ring for ammunition inside the 16 inch main gun of the USS North Carolina

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