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MobileDecay

@ Mobiledecay @lemmy.world

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  • Army employee living in fear

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  • She should've filed charges because either way his cult followers are gonna go after her. 😒

  • Could the dogwhistle blow any louder?

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  • There's no excuse for Trump.

  • So much winning

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  • Zombie Prince! 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️

  • Maybe they're onto something

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  • You must stink. People around are just being nice by not saying anything. 🤔

  • Maybe they're onto something

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  • Save money and use saliva. 😉

  • Nipple rule

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  • I pushed my nipples down and it worked! It worked!!! 😲😲😲

  • Nipple rule

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  • I'm standing in front of my coffee shirtless pushing as hard as I can and it's not working. 🤯

  • Nipple rule

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  • I never thought of it that way. 🤔

  • Nipple rule

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  • But why do we have nipples? If mine were functional I would save money on milk for my coffee. 😢

  • Let's Uninstall Chrome but...

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  • I switched to Firefox because of Googlea plans to stop adblockers.

  • Tastes like panther piss and smells like McMahon's taint BROTHERRRR.

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  • Wasn't Hulk supposed to be a good guy or something? What happened to that? 🤣

  • Horror Sign

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  • I'm sure it smells great in the bathroom. If I clog the bowl I have a plunger.

  • Horror Sign

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  • If you just go to a public restroom you know.

  • Horror Sign

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  • You don't do this? 🤔

  • He's such a prankster

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  • 🤣🤣🤣

  • What's the most petty/pointless/pedantic hill you're willing to die on?

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  • I hate when people stick there shaft in my mouth before dipping it in peanut butter!!! I mean really! 🤷‍♂️

  • A nearly comical reminder that corporations aren't your friend.

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  • Lock your doors if you ever had Disney plus! 😱😱😱

  • Ayoo

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  • It took me a while to see it the wrong way. I was like"What's the problem here?... Oh now I see it. 😂"

  • Obsidian Kamala

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  • Kamala Death metal! 🤘