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@ Mobiledecay @lemmy.world

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  • Couch menace

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  • That's why he puts on all that eyeliner. It drives the furniture wild! 😍😍😍

  • Couch menace

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  • You'd have to do way worse than that to be on"their" level.

  • Smart TVs take snapshots of what you watch multiple times per second

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  • They're eating the dogs. 😊

  • Trump suggests giving Vladimir Putin whatever he wants

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  • He's Putins pretty lil puppet. 😊

  • In the doghouse [Clearly Confused]

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  • Next thing it'll be"I got pegged last night. I was so full!"

  • The four horsemen of the dogpocalypse.

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  • I thought the awful Disney I was watching with my niece was the worst thing ever until I saw this. I guess my phone is a bad distraction. 😢

  • JD Vance has the clap, pass it on.

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  • And sex doll from Temu is refunded. Thanks for ruining my good times. 😭

  • JD Vance has the clap, pass it on.

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  • Pretty eyeliner J.D. 🤔

  • Vance mocked for saying eggs cost $4 — while standing in front of a dozen for $2.99

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  • And they'll still believe and defend him. 🙄

  • Lingering damage

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  • Make sure to pour sulfuric acid down the drain right before he shows up. 🤔

  • Ahead of the presidential election, Ben & Jerry’s endorses Kamala Harris with new ice cream flavor

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  • Call it Trumps dick. All the Maga idiots will buy it out! 😁

  • I have no idea how to react to this.

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  • It's that guy that tries hard to be center leaning. 🤔

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  • They did this in ny. I never remember to bring a bag. I walk to everything and I'm not always planning on going shopping so I end up with a garbage bag filled with reusable bags that I end up thowing away. I get why they're doing it but I hate it. Groceries cost enough as it is. I don't see why we should care about the environment. Humans are terrible. The faster we go extinct, the better. 😖

  • Kamala Harris is all-in for a second debate. It's Trump's move now.

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  • Trump at next debate: In NY zombies are roaming the streets eating people and all Kamala cares about is giving toddlers sex changes against their will after luring them in with cotton candy!!! 🤪🤪🤪

  • My Tool phase

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  • Phase? Tool is a phenomenal band. Not a phase.

  • Trump rejects Harris call for second debate, saying ‘it’s too late’

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  • Kamala was the real assassin the last time! Bullets aint shit. 🤣

  • Sometimes the grass is greener

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  • Sometimes I buy womens soap because it doesn't make me choke. If I can't find soap that doesn't smell like I'm swallowing razorblades then i'm going for the womans soap. Luckily I haven't been faced with that situation recently.

  • How easy or hard is it to hire a Hitman? I have seen movies basically where its just walking into a bar and asking. I also read news reports of so and so asking for a hitman. Can someone enlighten me?

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  • It's too late! Now I'm screwed! 😭😭😭

  • Life pro tip from Ronny Chieng

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  • Normally on the rare occasion I have the stomach to read comments on a porn site they're like"I'm jerking off as I type this comment! I could cum for years!!! 🥵🥵🥵" This guy is like"Heil Hitler! 🙋‍♂️"