Humans pack-bonding with shit will never not be my favorite thing. Godspeed little plushie

The post in question: Dr. Tony Pastor, a cardiologist at Texas Children’s Hospital and assistant professor at Baylor College of Medicine, went on to post a TikTok on November 11 telling patients they’re not obligated to answer the question (Are you a US citizen?).

I am definitely not saying anything with this post, I just thought it was dumb and funny

Hi unethical im dad

What an excellent joke. Im glad that, throughout all of history, i live in the here and now so that i may have witnessed it.

I learned in my scandinavian class in college that they dug up a nordic tavern ruin, and inside found a stick with carved runes on it. When translated, it said something to the effect of “HELGA SAYS COME HOME RIGHT NOW.”

I’d rescue bees from the water back when I was a lifeguard at the end of the day :)

I love his expression so damn much

Ill be the first to say it - Kenshi Vibes

Is there any way to support pocketpair during the lawsuit? I already bought the game, and it’s one of my favorites, and pokemon can eat a dick

Its pretty convenient that its raining, which means you can ignore the coefficient of friction since the surface is slippery

What a miserable woman

This is sick as hell

I think I remember reading some kind of study that showed if you make eye contact with a driver when crossing the road, you force the driver to recognize your humanity and realize you are a human being so they are less likely to dissociate and hit you

Heyenas arent dogs actually!! Theyre closer related to cats and mongooses!!!

Looks great, keep up the good work! Proportions are very well done

What an excellent name

Tucker embaresses himself every time he opens his mouth

I’ve been using Florisboard and I like it well enough :>

Dollar Tree to their Single Underpaid Employee that is forced to run every Dollar Tree store in the country: “hey can you recall those applesauces contaminated with lead tnx bestie <3” Dollar Tree Employee (singular):