they're not "freaking out". they're simply bots trained extensively on reddit data being pointed at a reddit-like platform. they're just imitating reddit posts.
you're only missing the step where you set a due date and prosecute everyone with more than one owned residential property for treason after that date
(I say residential because working out productive real property ownership rules for worker ownership might take a little while to legislate correctly idk)
his performance in this is basically "what if uncle baby billy had all his skin melted off by a nuke, but grew a bigger brain in the process" and it fucking rules
yeah look, I like to make fun of the "yankoid brainpan" as much as anyone but this seems a little too far along the "i actually believe this" scale to be simply making fun
I'm gonna ruin the fun in advance:
they're not "freaking out". they're simply bots trained extensively on reddit data being pointed at a reddit-like platform. they're just imitating reddit posts.