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  • Dolph is prime human

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  • NDT is a pompous ass

  • Dolph is prime human

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  • Nuh-uh.

  • Dolph is prime human

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  • Scientist isn't a thing. It's like artist, a self-designation.

  • Chocolate chip is a great cookie, but only if it's melty. If it's crunchy, it's just an average cookie.

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  • I didn't say chewy

  • Dolph is prime human

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  • Oof. Didn't know that

  • Dolph is prime human

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  • Choice. A bold choice. Not a negative.

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    Alligator Auschwitz

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  • That's the price you pay for awesome neighbors. Get invited to the party next time.

  • A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey horse." The horse says, "Buddy you read my mind."

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  • Sugar does that too you know. Better and cheaper.

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    Alligator Auschwitz

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  • Shit. What the fuck. How in the fuck do people hate Hispanics? They're cool as fuck. The food, the music, the dancing.

    Work hard, play harder. I think these people are sick in the head, and just need to hate somebody.

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  • What makes you think it was for children?

  • Ahem, well well

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  • I did

  • Ahem, well well

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  • I've got tweets from the 80s

  • They Didn’t Have to Do This | By passing Donald Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill Act, congressional Republicans have talked themselves into an incomprehensibly reckless plan.

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  • You know the Rs negotiated who got to vote against, making sure it was no more than three.

  • J.D. Vance Dismisses Kicking Millions Off Medicaid: 'Minutiae'

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  • Barely anyone will die. Fuget about it

    Edit: /s

  • Keep going

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  • Noooooooooooookoo

  • A slow and painful death

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  • The car reference made me think hp was horsepower.

  • Cursed

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  • I love when I have to do research just to understand the question being asked.

    Just kidding, I don't really love that.

  • big catch

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  • Rod for scale

  • Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Unusual request, but I need a lead? How come I can't find episodes of the Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn? I can't find them ANYWHERE! It's like they never existed.

  • Sweet Home Alabama @lemmy.world
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    Opinion | Why does Alabama choose cruelty?

    www.alreporter.com /2025/05/01/opinion-why-does-alabama-choose-cruelty/
  • Sweet Home Alabama @lemmy.world
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    Senate Democrats block sex ed bill with late-night filibuster

    www.alreporter.com /2025/05/01/senate-democrats-block-sex-ed-bill-with-late-night-filibuster/
  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    Self-explanatory

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
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    What is the smallest hill you would die on?

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    Giddyup!

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    No less

  • pics @lemmy.world
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    Good looking carrots

  • politics @lemmy.world
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    ‘I Run the Country and the World’

    web.archive.org /web/20250428165016/https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2025/06/trump-second-term-comeback/682573/
  • Videos @lemmy.world
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    The Mysterious Hyena Men of Nigeria: Extreme Culture

  • Nature and Gardening @beehaw.org
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    My front yard. Popcorn tree to the left. Pine tree wrapped in star jasmine. Crepe myrtle to the right. Also starring virginia creeper, wintercreeper, and liriope.

  • politics @lemmy.world
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    US: ICE deports 3 American children, say lawyers – DW – 04/27/2025

    www.dw.com /en/us-ice-deports-3-american-children-say-lawyers/a-72366567
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    Searching for a party

  • News @lemmy.world
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    What Luigi Mangione supporters want you to know | CNN

    www.cnn.com /2025/04/26/us/luigi-mangione-supporters/index.html
  • World News @beehaw.org
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    Locked

    Virginia Giuffre, who accused Britain's Prince Andrew in Epstein sex trafficking scandal, has committed suicide

    apnews.com /article/virginia-roberts-giuffre-obit-778c4fdd6fac2522133ca3d79244bccd
  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
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    This is how we do it

  • Lemmy Be Wholesome @lemmy.world
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    Let's be wholesome: Take Action: Defend the Internet Archive | Internet Archive Blogs

    blog.archive.org /2025/04/17/take-action-defend-the-internet-archive/
  • Android @lemmy.world
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    WTH is going on with my phone? Anybody else having new problems? S23 started crashing and resetting defaults. I see too many changes for it to be the phone, it has to be an update problem.

  • Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world
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    He looks happier

  • Linux @lemmy.ml
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    Jackett memory leak