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Asklemmy @lemmy.ml "Airplane!" is the unofficial movie of Air Traffic Control. "Waiting..." is the unofficial movie of waiters. What should be Lemmy's unofficial movie?
Funny @sh.itjust.works Variations on a theme
Samsung @lemmy.world I was trying to use the Samsung keyboard and it started saying letters that I touched out loud. It wasn't talkback (turned off and disabled). When I switch to gboard it goes away.
Funny @sh.itjust.works Um, the other one.
Showerthoughts @lemmy.world Over 30 we no longer want to go out - we want to be left alone, with a beer/wine, a blanket, tv, and tacos…
Asklemmy @lemmy.ml Why did my kid ask what date it is and then say, "6-7?" And then laugh.
Asklemmy @lemmy.ml What is a movie that "looks like" it would suck, but actually is well written and acted and a good time?
Asklemmy @lemmy.ml Since we have a joke for a president I want to know, what cartoon character would you actually vote for to be President of the US?
FoodPorn @lemmy.world Today is special!
Showerthoughts @lemmy.world If you're having difficulty figuring out how to pronounce "data," say database.
Lemmy Be Wholesome @lemmy.world How it feels to get a text from a good friend (plot twist - BE the good friend!)
Nature and Gardening @beehaw.org Summer is Coming (or it's here, depending on how you count)
Funny @sh.itjust.works Dylan needs to chill
Asklemmy @lemmy.ml What does "feeling some kinda way" mean? Is there another way of describing the feeling?
memes @lemmy.world Gen Z
Funny @sh.itjust.works Panther no panths, I'm going thwimming!
Memes @lemmy.ml Me too, buddy
United States | News & Politics @lemmy.ml League of United Latin American Citizens denounces Lee County high schools over valedictorian speeches
Dad Jokes @lemmy.world What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Comic Strips @lemmy.world You are here
Oh but you do. Unless you want the men in funny hats to take you off and put you in a funny jacket in a padded room, or place you in a room with bars instead of walls.
EVERYONE else's idea of what your life should be is the standard, and if you deviate more than the standard deviation you will suffer the consequence of eeking out existence with very few choices.
Read "The Politics of Experience" by RD Laing.