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Agent of chaos.

  • What do you want to talk about?

  • Man, sign me up for that Oglaf one.

  • Love that she can read my genital warts like braille.

  • Relationship goals.

  • Fourteen. Fourteen dollar foot longs. Any, any, any!

  • You're supposed to stop eating there. I never pay for a foot long.

  • It works for me, I can't touch the bottom of a tuna can, but I can blow the sides out of it!

  • Dongus Elongus

  • Use a fist full of sand and wear it down to a personal fit through friction.

  • 💜Purple slices rise up!💜

  • Flat Earth white Jesus didn't die for our sins so the circle Sun wouldn't bless us with its divine rays! 🤠

  • So long, friend.

  • Pizza

    Jump
  • Anon only ordered one pizza that evening, but he ate it all!

  • Maybe, maybe not, it's best not to try to find out until you've bought a few large items and then consider it last minute.

    Getting yourself into tricky situations due to lack of planning and then making up solutions on the spot are some of the most fun moments in life. 🌞

  • Have you tried salsa? That's my favorite thing to put on any mac & cheese.

  • Tropical Fields Organic Crispy Coconut Rolls

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