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MeDuViNoX

@ MeDuViNoX @sh.itjust.works

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3 yr. ago

Agent of chaos.

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Fuck AI lemmy.world

1y ago

In the doghouse [Clearly Confused]
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MeDuViNoX @sh.itjust.works 1y ago

I'm too lazy to get my glasses, I guess I'll just RAWDOG this post.

1y ago

Hey nerd

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MeDuViNoX @sh.itjust.works 1y ago

I fix 4 u

1y ago

sucking balls rule

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MeDuViNoX @sh.itjust.works 1y ago

"SUCK MY BALLS"

1y ago

Important information

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MeDuViNoX @sh.itjust.works 1y ago

There's literally soup on the fork where the slots aren't, it's just inefficient.

1y ago

Lingering damage

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MeDuViNoX @sh.itjust.works 1y ago

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My Tool phase

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MeDuViNoX @sh.itjust.works 1y ago

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Oreo

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MeDuViNoX @sh.itjust.works 1y ago

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This rabbit isn't rule

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MeDuViNoX @sh.itjust.works 1y ago

1y ago

World now has five times more photovoltaics than nuclear power

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MeDuViNoX @sh.itjust.works 1y ago

Pole Vaulting

1y ago

A very ordinary man named Howard Mitla, who has a strange aptitude for Jeopardy!, is confronted by the bizarre sight of a human finger poking its way out of the drain in his apartment's bathroom sink. He tries to deny the reality of what is happening, but the solitary digit eventually proves to be infinitely long and multijointed, capable of attacking him, and smart enough to hide whenever his wife, Violet, goes to the bathroom. Eventually, while Violet is at work, Howard burns it with a bottle of heavy-duty drain cleaner, then chops it to bits with a pair of electric hedge trimmers before dropping the pieces in the toilet. After this is done, Howard starts thinking about the creature and the hand to which it was attached. As he realizes it probably has multiple digits and that there are several openings in an average bathroom, an ominous sound is heard from the toilet.

Investigating reports of noise coming from Howard's apartment, a police officer arrives to find him lying in a daze next to the toilet in a bathroom covered with blood. A police officer asks where the body is and he cryptically tells them, "If you have to go to the bathroom, I definitely suggest you hold it." Just then, the toilet lid starts to shake from the inside. The story ends with the officer deciding to lift the lid to "wager it all" after Howard, in a shocked daze, laughs and asks, "Final Jeopardy. How much do you wish to wager?"