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MalarchoBidenism [he/him]

@ MalarchoBidenism @hexbear.net

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    EXCLUSIVE: Fork found in kitchen

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  • Right wingers: "the word nazi has lost all meaning, the left calls everyone they disagree with a nazi"

    Average right wing chat:

  • History of communism according to Trump: "This ideology has failed, always, for thousands of years."

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  • Communism has actually been failing for millions of years. The dinosaurs had:

    • NO states
    • NO classes
    • NO money

    A perfect communist utopia. And where are they now? That's right, extinguished

  • Bit idea: derisively referring to all rock, metal and jazz fusion music as "guitarslop"

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  • When a mf says something so emophobic you gotta hit them with the americanfootball stare

  • Bit idea: derisively referring to all rock, metal and jazz fusion music as "guitarslop"

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  • I do love my boomer societycore guitarslop (Pink Floyd) and villain-coded nerdcore guitarslop (King Crimson)

  • Bit idea: derisively referring to all rock, metal and jazz fusion music as "guitarslop"

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  • All jazz subgenres are either guitarslop, keyslop or hornslop depending on which instrument takes the lead most of the time. Vibraphones count as keyslop. If no one stands out in particular it's instrumentslop.

    Instrumentslop can be further divided into elevatorcore if it's simple and egomaxxing if it's not

  • NSFW

    We need to signal boost Charlie Kirk conspiracy theories because they are funny

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  • It's so wild to me how the guy told his discord buddies "yeah it was me, I shot him" and turned himself in, but then somehow there's inconsistencies with the gun, Netanyahu shows up to say "we had nothing to do with this btw" and the FBI releases the most written-by-a-cop text messages ever.

    Looking at all the facts I am forced to conclude that Tyler Robinson shot Charlie Kirk, but a shadowy cabal is trying really hard to make it look like he's being framed.

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    MalarchoBidenism [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Bit idea: derisively referring to all rock, metal and jazz fusion music as "guitarslop"

  • Italy sends warship to accompany Gaza flotilla following Israeli attack

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  • The communism button, right?

    The communism button, right?

  • Conservatives threatening civil war every few weeks like

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  • Guy who spent the last decade promoting increasingly hateful and violent rhetoric against every minority group: "wow the left actually HATES us and wants us DEAD. how did things end up like this???"

  • Livethread: Charlie Kirk Shot (and killed) at Utah Event

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  • Ah, you're right sir. I'll get out of your hair now.

    Oh, uh, I almost forgot. It's probably nothing, just this thing that's been nagging at me. See, we found this cup with "leftist tears" written on it at the rooftop where the shot came from. I had a feeling I'd seen that somewhere, so I took a look at your merch store, and whatta ya know, it was right there. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would ya?

  • Dichotomy…. Uhhh yeah

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  • Ma'am that's just one chotomy

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    Bulletins and News Discussion from July 14th to July 20th, 2025 - A Golden Age Of Copper

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  • Chickenhawk is the word you're looking for

  • [CW: edgelord shit, misogyny] This can't really be one of Musks Grok powered chatbots, right? Imagine having all that money only to create a cringebot that talks like 2010 4chan.

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  • If I can't put hot sauce in the water supply, I don't want to be part of your revolution :goldman-shining:

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    Click here to cringe and die immediately

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  • That's when a wizard sent them to the Mirror Realm as punishment

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    Bulletins and News Discussion from June 23rd to June 29th, 2025 - Iran, Harden Your Deep Military Sites

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  • I'm sorry but the genocide will stop

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    Chilaquiles - New General Megathread for the 13th-15th of June 2025

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  • "Stan" has a weird message because it seems to be about the dangers of parasocial relationships and celebrity worship, but then Eminem really does write him back and seems genuinely interested in his personal life, so the moral of the story is actually that Stan should have just kept stanning

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  • Lemmy might, MIGHT have a small bias towards the left

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  • If 20% of people own 80% of the land or wealth or whatever in a capitalist country then all that shows is that capitalism produces Pareto distributions. That does not mean Pareto distributions are some universal law of nature nor does it mean that non-capitalist systems are impossible.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    MalarchoBidenism [he/him] @hexbear.net

    You know what? Fuck it. Teach chuds the word "tankie" too. It's the only way to stop liberals from using it