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  • I was fired from my last job for making my boss "uncomfortable" by opening up about some mental health stuff I was going through. I also wasn't afraid to point out when something being asked of me wasn't my job so there was more to it. Anyways Im still friends with the secretary there. I went to pick her up one evening to grab dinner and my old boss saw me, turned ghost white and literally ran into her office to hide till i left. IDK what she thinks im going to do, but it is entertaining watch her cower like that.

  • It really distract from the fact her hands are showing signs of lycanthropy.

  • Corn

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  • Corn on the nub.

  • They want, so badly, to be the victims.

  • I used to give out a payphone number as my own back before i had a cell. It was close to where I hung out with friends, so there was a decent chance I would be there if you called.

  • Let me get uhhhh...

  • Perfect hard boiled eggs- Take cold eggs and put in pot of cold water. Turn pot on high, let it reach a boil and turn pot off. Leave the pot on till the water calms down, then put the pot under a stream of cool water in sink. Let the eggs cool off to room temp then peel under the sink for easier shell removal.

  • Debt, then idk. Maybe a burger or something?

  • I thought the dude in the back was rocking a Col. Sanders goatee at first. I think its just the end of a plastic bag though.

  • Just one more trillion, bro. I swear, just one more trillions and I can get grok to make a 3 tiddy anime waifu instead of just the normal 2.

  • According to ICE agents who need an alibi for arresting a US citizen. Everything they say is horse shit till proven real by verifiable sources.

  • rule???

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  • Sure thing

  • Most people's first reaction is the characters in the comic are checking if the patients are good people or not. Alternatively they could be checking if they are good people or not.

  • Well you see, Ab Lincoln happened a long time ago and everything old is black and white so this marble is old because its black and white. It could even be from the same time! -DT probably

    Edit - Ab Lincoln (black and white so you know its old, probably original)

  • Imagine growing up there. "Mom, im going to my friends house.""Not till you mow the mountain, you're not."

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  • Theft. So much theft. Also getting out of awkward situations, doing easterbunny/santa stuff for your kids, Helping a friend ace a test by feeding them answers, and theft because i would be stealing so much.

  • That song will be stuck in my head all day now. :P

  • I learned on an automatic and didn't know stick. Did that stop me from buying an old manual Mustang? Nope. I figured I had some practice with manual shifting in racing games (console), surely it couldn't be that hard. I stalled plenty of times leaving the lot but once I got it going it was fine. It only really took a couple days of dropping clutch and stalling on hills before I had it down.Edit- Dang pedants

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  • Don't get them wet, and don't feed them after midnight and you should be fine.