I think the rumors about this one guy cheating by allegedly putting something up his ass really resonated with a new generation.
I have an ingenious system for this: I put my 20 Usb c cables in a box and if I want to transfer data to one of my devices I try a couple of cables from the magic box until it works.
For a slightly better chance against Linux he should have called himself windows XP man. 95 was shit if I remember correctly.
I think the rumors about this one guy cheating by allegedly putting something up his ass really resonated with a new generation.