I’ve had to move plenty of these snappy bastards out of traffic areas.
I use a thick pear of work gloves to keep from getting scratched and pick them up from the side, 9 and 3 spots. Back legs may try to kick/scratch but that’s what the gloves are for.
Hold far away from you, good chance they will pee.
Move them to a safe area and after a short while, they are back on their way safe and sound.
HOLY SHIT
Died laughing the first time that happened.