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Based on stylometric and idiosyncratic analysis of the user's posts and comments, this user is most likely, on the balance of probabilities, a semi-autonomous bot operating out of the Ministry of Intelligence of the People's Republic of China.
This is the post that's going to get me banned
2025 is almost over. Let's end the year without regrets. Before 2026 is here, does anyone want to confess their love
This is my pluribeanis post
Last Beansmas I gave you my bean. But the very next week, you gave it the flick
Hey there friend we noticed you're using and adblocker. If you want to keep supporting Hexbear please turn it off, okay?
Swamp myrtle (Melaluca squamea)
Why do they call aliens 'extratestical beings?
Pokemon two panel comics
I'm kinda ashamed to admit this but
this post is PRIVATE PROPERTY!
Welcome to the Poster's Olympics 2026
It's-a me! Katamario Damacy!
This was beanis (left) when it debuted, and this is beanis now (right) in December 2025
The plurb is the volcel vanguard they don't reproduce sexually and will result in the extinction of humanity cmv
Everyone's posting their Hexbear 'Year In Review's
psssst hey you! Yeah, you! You wanna see a good post?
They took down the wikiHow article on how to discretely scratch and sniff your ballbag in public
I'm sorry but the chastity belt stays ON during sex
Thank you. The Official USA Citizenship Renouncement Thread has been closed due to Lack of Interest
I'm at the ho-tel mo-tel
I hated the girlbossification of Sansa holy shit, it's why I checked out of the final two seaons when they were airing and only finally watched them last year. I wonder if he touches on that