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KuroXppi [they/them]

@ KuroXppi @hexbear.net

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  • hand the dookkes over slowly and nobody has to get hurt

  • Oh shit my Logans Run thingy went off. Time to be vaporised. People over thirty might as well be dead am I right?

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  • Yay progress! Nah it's all g dw I'm not bummed. We should interrogate and expel the ageism that we impose upon ourselves and hangups about aging, and one of the first ways to do so is to examine and reconcile our own fears about getting old, then extend the same courtesy (is that the best word...?) to others.

    Fwiw on a related topic, I get into frequent disagreements with relatives about generational discourse (partly informed by your efforts here) about how arbitrary age markers are artificial divisions that are infinitely less useful as a demographic or analytical tool compared to race, or class, or gender yet they insist 'all gen alpha are like this' or 'all boomers are like that' as though it's the primary meaningful distinction. It pits me against the younguns and the oldies on both sides during these debates, but I'm used to copping flak so I don't mind.

    No pressure to reply to my comment above, cos I've waffled a bit, just getting thoughts out of my brian into text.

  • Oh shit my Logans Run thingy went off. Time to be vaporised. People over thirty might as well be dead am I right?

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  • I've never seen it. Our reruns were jumanji and the back to the future series (feels like every other weeknd was one or the other). I've never seen logans run but only know of it mostly through boonta vista bits and the Jude Law Scarjo movie The Island which is a spiritual successor, I think?

  • Oh shit my Logans Run thingy went off. Time to be vaporised. People over thirty might as well be dead am I right?

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  • Yes

    i had to explain to a newbie at dance practice the other day what the y2k crisis was

  • Oh shit my Logans Run thingy went off. Time to be vaporised. People over thirty might as well be dead am I right?

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  • I didn't really think before posting, I was going for a 'this is xxxx now, now do you feel old' kinda thing and I actually typed something close to the actual age, even when I was trying to go for a gross overestimation (i didn't realise logans run was so old) so I had to course correct during the ninja edit window to the actual age that someone who was thirty when the movie came out would be now

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  • YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS

  • Oh shit my Logans Run thingy went off. Time to be vaporised. People over thirty might as well be dead am I right?

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  • Logans got the runs

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    Bulletins and International News Discussion from March 6th to Whenever We Reach About 3000 Comments - The Third Iran VS US+Zionists War Megathread

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  • News said there's 36 or so days worth of reserves and not to panic buy. Sounds like a good time to panic buy

  • Oh shit my Logans Run thingy went off. Time to be vaporised. People over thirty might as well be dead am I right?

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  • People who were thirty when logans run came out are 80 years old now

  • Resident Evil Raccoon City Radio PART 2 | Police Dispatch Nightline | 2 Horror Ambience | Sleep

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  • Ohhhhg I think I'm gunna fall in love with the radioplay

  • Hey wanna see something cursed?

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  • This makes me not want to play DE

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    Bulletins and International News Discussion from March 6th to Whenever We Reach About 3000 Comments - The Third Iran VS US+Zionists War Megathread

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  • And shrapnel in the kidney, the throat, the thigh...

  • American Oi subculture is just teaboo-ism for punks. SMDH fuckin pretending to be British and shit

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  • GOOD post

  • Hegseth "Iranians who think they'll live should worry"

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  • Celtic cross, deus vult type sshit iirc

  • A New Spy Radio Signal Has Appeared. It's Broadcasting in Farsi.

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  • cadence

    Anyone using this word is either PMC or GPT.

  • The More You Know

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  • How to draw sean conery:

    Draw Khomeini, remove the head covering and trim the beard

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    Bulletins and International News Discussion from March 6th to Whenever We Reach About 3000 Comments - The Third Iran VS US+Zionists War Megathread

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  • Critically endangered kākāpō parrot has standout breeding season

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    Bulletins and International News Discussion from March 6th to Whenever We Reach About 3000 Comments - The Third Iran VS US+Zionists War Megathread

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  • Learning more about my West coast cousins through the news mega

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    The Finance Bro Takeover of Pokémon TCG is Dangerous

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    2025: This user is suspected of being a cat 2026: this user is suspected of being a human

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    Bad posting right now be like: six, forty-nine, three, twelve, forty-eight

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    KuroXppi [they/them] @hexbear.net

    GRRWM

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    Pokemon card art of the day (unofficial)

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    Grabbing your hand and smacking you with it while saying "Stop shitting yourself stop shitting yourself"

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    KuroXppi [they/them] @hexbear.net

    ‎ ‎ 🥜

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    She's running (Poison Ivy)

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    KuroXppi [they/them] @hexbear.net

    逼你死

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    KuroXppi [they/them] @hexbear.net

    Here is some sand please help yourself (within reasonable limits

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    KuroXppi [they/them] @hexbear.net

    Coco de mer - Lodoicea maldivica

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    KuroXppi [they/them] @hexbear.net

    Fool me once? Shame on me. Fool me TWICE? Shame on me. Fool me THREE TIMES? Shame on me

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    Fruit flies like a banana, rogue like a dungeon

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    i am going to become a RERVN guy

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    I had a dream that the firefighters hired me to piss on fires to put them out and there was a HUGE bushfire and I pissed on it for about thirty minutes and extinguished the WHOLE thing

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    French is such a poetic language, they call death 'le gran éjaculation'

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    I'm on the dating apps now 😲 Catch me on UNhinge 🤪🤣 cop me on 🫳 Fumble 😂😩

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    Protip: hold down half flush and full flush simultaneously to restart your toilet

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    I've finally untethered from Micro$$oft, my PC is now running BeanOS

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    Improv at the beach be like 'yeah sand'