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  • Klaus will still nail someone's wife... but it'll probably be when he forgets to put his forks up to secure a pallet of actual nails

  • the weenus is a dance

  • as a mechanic working in a hodgepodge US/EU factory line, I have to suffer through always carrying double the tools to service metric and SAE machines. and after so many years in the industry, I still slip up and say 3/16 when I mean 3/8 sometimes, because fractions are a shit system for wrenches.

    oh, and some of our linear encoders readout decimal-feet, because fuck it, why not?

  • you fans sure are a contentious bunch

  • it's very easy to enter wrong numbers on a calculator, but you need some basic reasoning and familiarity to know when an answer is off, and you need to start over

  • or a watch!

  • we have always been at war with Eurasia!

  • swap out the cheese for some coleslaw, and I'm in

  • there's a word for that... terrorism.

    also follows with their sense of extreme conservatism, religious fundamentalism, and anti-globalism/hyper nationalism

  • the most intimate thing a person can do, is to wash someone else's hair

  • be the change you wish to see in this world

  • that's a low blow, Loblaws

  • I was saying boo-urns...

  • lousy smarch weather

  • instead of plugging that mental image into existence, you should not

  • I'm trying to take a more active roll in training new machines operators at my job, and it's only because the current training manager actively does the opposite of 90% of the stuff on this list. I'm getting tired of being called in to "fix" stuff that's just an error of bad training.

  • such a good X-Files lanpoon. Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny were actually in it, too. great crossover episode for the era.

  • "little bolt no good anymore" - maybe don't use caveman strength on an 8mm bolt that holds no weight???

  • god wants the children to have incurable tumors