Have you considered nixOS? It's very good at dealing with failures during updates, allows you to revert to previous generations if something does go wrong, and makes it fairly easy to install packages from git like normal packages (even the main package store for nix is just a git repo)
Basically a bunch of pages were written by an American teenager just using an English Scots dictionary, so it was written in basically English with improperly used Scots words
If you see an article with a heading like "the 'Scots' in this article wis written bi a body that hasna a good grip on the leid", it means it's written in fake Scots
Does the apple juice left on your finger count as part of an apple?