Skip Navigation

InitialsDiceBearhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearhttps://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/„Initials” (https://github.com/dicebear/dicebear) by „DiceBear”, licensed under „CC0 1.0” (https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/)J
Posts
8
Comments
71
Joined
2 yr. ago

  • My favourite alternative to fuck you is jog on.

  • Bless your heart

  • The most eco-friendly phone is the one you have right now: make it last as far as possible, changing battery or screen if you have to, instead of buying a new one.

  • Every time you smoke a cigarette you lose 6 minutes of your life, and they give it to Keith Richards.

  • I’d be shocked if somebody produce evidence showing that for once Boris behaved with integrity and to a high ethical standard.

  • Nah, I just don’t understand idiots.

  • I asked a fairly simple question to tomtits. Quite why you felt the urge to inject your thoughts as a response, going as far as explaining what tomtitis said on their behalf, is rather baffling. Jog on, will you.

  • Do you mean flag waving is always about racism?

  • Thanks for an interesting answer. It baffles me that you are being downvoted.

  • Deleted

    Permanently Deleted

    Jump
  • No doughnuts here, strictly tea and biscuits.

  • Perhaps one of the Thames Water executives could join him for a swim, just to show the natural beauty of the rivers they are the guardians of.

  • That’s a lot of wasted green if they don’t play golf.

  • Thank you, Ozzy. R.I.P.

  • To be fair, they have plenty of shit, so much so that they can just let it escape.

  • Mick Jagger would like to have a word.

  • Isn’t this just another one to the pile of his war crimes? It’s remarkable how Boris Johnson somehow managed to be even shittier than the war criminal Blair.

  • Deleted

    Permanently Deleted

    Jump
  • Harassment is a criminal offence in the UK. No NDA will survive a legal challenge when it comes to a crime. Of course, the psychological pressure of an NDA will stop many victims on their tracks, so from that point of view this hopefully helps.

  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world

    AI utopia

  • Woodworking @lemmy.world

    BBQ decking

  • Woodworking @lemmy.world

    BBQ decking

  • And Finally... @feddit.uk

    Norwegian club Bryne FK give eggs as man of the match award

    www.bbc.co.uk /sport/football/articles/cgenyd0q89no
  • And Finally... @feddit.uk

    March March march

    www.bbc.co.uk /news/articles/cvge9lj5zpxo
  • And Finally... @feddit.uk

    Learner fails driving test after hitting traffic lights

    www.bbc.co.uk /news/articles/cn4xez27pgeo
  • Casual UK @feddit.uk

    If baud and V.22 (or V.22bis for the fast kids) make sense to you…

  • FoodPorn @lemmy.world

    Lamb straight from a farm