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  • All these years I have been giving Christopher Guest credit for directing Spinal Tap. But it turns out I was the real monster all along.

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  • I mean, it still has 3 USB C ports, headphone jack, MagSafe, HDMI, and SD slot.

  • If you are as tired as I am with that whole “breaking spaghetti in half makes Italians mad or whatever” meme, let me introduce you to “I make hummus with peanut butter instead of tahini”.

  • There is no possibility of it being anything other than genitalia.

  • fast lane

    It’s a passing lane, not a fast lane.

  • Sound is vibration. A record is a vibration frozen in place.

  • I have no idea how I became the person this meme is about. I am also dying to hear about how Christmas lights are all slightly the wrong colour.

  • “Trump signs executive order that Cuomo actually won and that Dick Cheney is still alive.”

  • Anecdotally, it seems kids favour neighbourhoods with smaller (or at least narrower) lots and flat ground for candymaxxing.

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  • As if she went into this blind. Conservatives know what kind of people conservatives are; they just try to tell us it is something else that is not deranged.

  • “One hotdog, please!”

    “Fill out these forms where I put the fun stickers and get a witness to sign.”

    “What if I don’t want this much commitment for a hotdog?”

    “Jail >:-(“

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  • It was an attempt to be funny because they went out of their way to say “period” but then used an exclamation mark instead. Oh well.

  • Can’t help but notice you used exclamation marks instead of periods. Sincerely, the pedantic community.

  • My eyes are bleeding

    Morrissey: “please, please tell me why, a vampire bit me in the eye”.

  • Or just get a MMR shot because it’s free.