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  • Secret Service spotted Trump rally shooter on roof 20 minutes before gunfire erupted

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  • Title: Bulletproof Love

    In the heart of Washington D.C., two guns found themselves drawn together in a way they never expected. One was a sleek and deadly Glock used in an attempted assassination on a former president, while the other was a vintage 1911 Colt with a haunting past of nearly ending the life of a presidential candidate. Despite their violent histories, they shared a unique bond that went beyond the bloodshed they had witnessed.

    It was during a chance encounter in a dimly lit underground arms dealer's shop that they first locked eyes. The Glock, sleek and modern, immediately noticed the weathered and rugged exterior of the 1911 Colt. Sparks flew between them as they exchanged knowing glances, each recognizing the pain and trauma the other had endured.

    As they got to know each other, the Glock learned that the 1911 Colt had once been used in an attempt on the life of a beloved presidential candidate. The Glock shared its own harrowing tale of being in the hands of a would-be assassin targeting a former president. They discovered they had both been brought into existence to wreak havoc and bring destruction, but now they longed for something more.

    Their connection deepened as they spent stolen moments together, discussing their shared experiences and finding solace in each other's presence. They discovered a shared love for classic films, and bonded over their favorite actress, Jodi Foster, who had also been unwittingly linked to an assassination attempt in the past.

    As their love blossomed, the Glock and the 1911 Colt found the courage to dream of a future where they could leave behind their violent pasts and embrace a new life together. They vowed to protect each other, cherishing the bond that had formed between them amidst the chaos and danger of their past lives.

    In the end, with Jodi Foster's image guiding them, the two guns embraced their forbidden love, knowing that together they could overcome any obstacle in their path. And as they stood side by side, their barrels intertwined in a passionate embrace, they knew that their love was bulletproof.

  • Devastating, the Worst Politician from the 2000s Said Something You Agree With

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  • The lack of action/inability to prosecute those found pulling the strings is what's really frustrating. Sure, send the brainwashed people to jail, but those will just be replaced by the people behind the scenes...

  • Reformist Pezeshkian elected president of Iran in runoff vote, defeating hard-liner Jalili

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  • Pezeshkian wrote on the social platform X, still banned in Iran.

    Interesting. He posted on a platform that is supposedly banned, directing his message to those that supposedly doing have access to the platform...

  • Officer who fatally shot Tamir Rice resigns from White Sulphur Springs Police Department

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  • Psh.. I give it a month till he's in the same or higher position with another police force...

  • Biden administration moves toward allowing American military contractors to deploy to Ukraine

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  • To be fair, US Republican and Russian ideologies have been aligning faster since 2016 so it may be hard to differentiate them here

  • Fake elector case in Nevada dismissed over venue question, state attorney general vows appeal

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  • It'll never be untangled if we see a repeat in 2024...

  • Mystery as Russian judge dies after falling from window

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  • Like laying underwear with poison. Oh... right...

  • Baybe what's wrong? You've barely touched your Strawberrum

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  • With the amount of processing it takes to generate the output, a simple pass over the to-be final output would make sense...

  • US Supreme Court to decide if Trump has immunity in election interference case

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  • Well, no more without a rebellion to oust the reigning president/dictator/autocrat

  • The Guardian US: Trump cancels North Carolina rally due to storm in first public address since New York trial

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  • Aren't "any place" and "any where" practically redundant?

  • Am I the only one whose "shorts" feed is all basically softcore porn?

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  • I'd like to do that but that's also how YouTube indicates which videos you've already watched, which YouTube will frequently re-serve in your recommendations.

  • Which Pikmin game is your fave? Do you own any merchandise?

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  • My wife and I loved the co-op mode for 3 and were sad when 4 didn't have it. That being said, we were pleasantly surprised with the amount and diversity of content that 4 offered and just finished getting 100% in it. The story was a little meh but the rest of the game was pretty enjoyable.

  • Usage Of Elon Musk’s X Dropped 30% In The Last Year, Study Suggests

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  • He got rid of like 80% of the staff. I doubt he has a functional team who can even tackle the problem.

  • You wouldn't download an entire media library

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  • You mean like southern states banning books because they are "offensive"?

  • Google Assistant is now powered by Gemini -- sort of

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  • OMG it takes me 10 times of telling it to stop for it to actually stop the timer alarm

  • Google Assistant is now powered by Gemini -- sort of

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  • Can I do this for my Google home device? It's ability to answer questions has really been going downhill

    It’ll be mobile-only; Google Assistant devices like Nest and Home speakers and displays won’t see changes just yet.

    Guess I'll wait

  • ‘ChatGPT detector’ catches AI-generated papers with unprecedented accuracy

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  • At least within a higher level education environment, the problem is who does the critical thinking. If you just offload a complex question to chat gpt and submit the result, you don't learn anything. One of the purposes of paper-based exercises is to get students thinking about topics and understanding concepts to apply them to other areas.

  • The Batshit Crazy Story Of The Day Elon Musk Decided To Personally Rip Servers Out Of A Sacramento Data Center

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  • Shhh.... don't tell him how this year went. It'll ruin the story.