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Jas

@ Jas @lemmy.zip

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  • Boneless Battle 🦴

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  • True… but most of them are the size of a pea, so don’t expect Shakespeare

  • Mythological Plot Holes 🧜‍♀️🤔

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  • Careful… that’s how you end up in a very weird chapter of a sailor’s diary

  • Reverse Mermaid 🧜‍♀️🐠

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  • Exactly…… proof that even in space, someone’s into the weird stuff

  • Mythological Plot Holes 🧜‍♀️🤔

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  • Yep…….you’re just the side quest, buddy 📱😂

  • Mythological Plot Holes 🧜‍♀️🤔

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  • So basically… a reverse siren is just Netflix asking ‘Are you still watching?

  • Reverse Mermaid 🧜‍♀️🐠

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  • Reverse mermaid? Yeah… that’s just a seafood platter with legs

  • Mythological Plot Holes 🧜‍♀️🤔

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  • Facts…. reverse centaur’s center of gravity would be one bad sneeze away from a faceplant 🐴🤦‍♂️😂

  • Mythological Plot Holes 🧜‍♀️🤔

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  • like a 19th-century version of ‘yeeting yourself down the river

  • Mythological Plot Holes 🧜‍♀️🤔

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  • Exactly and knowing mythology, the chimaera would still find a way to catfish sailors

  • Boneless Battle 🦴

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  • True… but unfortunately, they also have the brain of a fish, so navigation’s still a problem 🐟🧠😂

  • Reverse Mermaid 🧜‍♀️🐠

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  • Classic sailor move! At least it’s easier to find your boat than your car after a night out… unless the tide’s got other plans 🌊

  • Reverse Mermaid 🧜‍♀️🐠

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  • Exactly! ‘Just enough rum’ is a myth it’s always ‘one more rum’ until the ship starts spinning! 🥃😂

  • Mythological Plot Holes 🧜‍♀️🤔

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  • An inverse centaur? Sounds like a horse got tired of carrying humans and decided to take over the conversation instead 🐴🗣️😄

  • Reverse Mermaid 🧜‍♀️🐠

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  • 🤣 Okayyyyyyy

  • Reverse Mermaid 🧜‍♀️🐠

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  • 😂 So basically, the reverse mermaid is the ultimate secret only revealed after just enough rum, but never enough courage to admit it! 🥃🧜‍♂️🍻

  • Reverse Mermaid 🧜‍♀️🐠

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  • 😂🤣😭 Can’t even think of what to type back atm.

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works
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    Lost in Translation 🌍😂

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    Mythological Plot Holes 🧜‍♀️🤔

  • Reverse Mermaid 🧜‍♀️🐠

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  • Yeah, nobody’s ready for the half-and-half mermaid fish on the left, party on the right 🐟💃

  • Reverse Mermaid 🧜‍♀️🐠

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  • Yeah… until you imagine one twerking on the pier to lure sailors in. Whole new level of sea shanty 🐟🦵💃⚓

  • Reverse Mermaid 🧜‍♀️🐠

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  • Reverse centaur? Nah, that’s just a horse that’s really bad at cosplay 🐴🦵

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    Jas @lemmy.zip

    Reverse Mermaid 🧜‍♀️🐠

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Boneless Battle 🦴