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Imadethis

@ Imadethis @lemmynsfw.com

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  • I'm about as jealous as can be. I haven't gotten to play around with robotic stuff since I was in one of those 'learning modules' in school, programming an arm to move a ball around. If I was to try something like this, it would be with model train parts, scrap wood, and pvc pipe.

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  • Maybe it's a mechanism that goes to a certain length before withdrawing? If so, the resistance means it will go slower as the knot is pushed in. But the pulling out part goes quickly enough that resistance being the reason for the slowness doesn't make sense... AND the second time in, you can see the pause before it hits the resistance... hm.

  • American Millennials Are Dying at an Alarming Rate

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  • Aw, man, I hate seeing your name, but always love seeing that it's you. I wish I could make it better for you.

  • Shaka, when the walls fell.

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  • Only if I can include other various phallic shaped objects in the contest.

  • there's no escape! brew another cup!

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  • I don't know what the url is, but I remember as a wee child exploring the internet before pictures were quick to load, and the text was all we had, finding a story about a wife discovering her husband sexting with another woman. They proceeded to surprise him, and yes, a strap-on was pulled from a bag. The only phrase from the story that I can recall was him describing it as a telephone pole being shoved up his ass.

    ...I've never been able to find it again. If you find such a thing, don't ever let it escape you.

  • The Trump administration is shutting down the national suicide hotline's program for LGBTQ youth

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  • I'll take some of those. I bet some will even be happy with just one.

  • “How you design the beep is important.” Behind the movement for calmer gadgets.

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  • My insulin pump, as an example, violates 1, 2, and 8, for sure. You know what I do with it BECAUSE of that? I ignore most of its warnings. Following all the rules would probably make me care more.

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  • Sex ed is gonna be real spicy.

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  • how I became an absolute master of giving HJs

    It's too bad that we can't have positive reinforcement for (beginning the introduction to) most sex acts. I like giving head because I love seeing my partner's eyes roll backwards. It seems like there's so much taboo that gets us excited and eager to try something, when we should all just be trialing to see what everyone likes.

  • me_irl

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  • God, can you just imagine the exquisite agony? Imagine you and her were on merry go rounds that nearly touch, and each of you reaches out to grab the other but only gets that skin tag. Together, you're slowly rotating away, the spinning chair beneath you whirling faster, and faster as the tearing rips and rends its way around your arm, then your chest, then your abdomen and legs and toes. The entire time, your world is reduced to an increasing rush of red, streaming past your head as the screams echo throughout the void space you're falling into, into, into...

    And then it ends, the two of you looking across the double diameter of your giant circles, sobbing as you curl into a fetal position, every breath of air across the skin like rusty metal being dragged across your quivering red flesh...

    Damn. You got me off good, you did.

  • Billionaires shouldn't exist

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  • Wanna get a room?

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    Need someone to breed, all genders welcome

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  • Where can we meet? Because that's quite the treat.

  • Consider placement before taking a picture

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  • The onlyfans content (and the advertisers off it) have been here for a long time. I think I have something like 40+ blocked. It's just that they started getting more uptoots lately.

  • the woke left is always like “we need less shootings” gun control so kids can’t commit domestic terror. but the right says i get wolf pussy so they win.

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  • A ton is putting it mildly. I think the amount of pictures of her surpassed other big names a while ago on e621. Even in the second episode they had a gag joke specifically about her being fantasized over.

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    needing a throat on it

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  • /yawn

    needing an address on it. Put up or shut up.

  • It's a lot of work to make Christmas happen

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  • It's just a phase

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  • Only if you ask me to.

  • It's just a phase

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  • It's usually 'polyglot' though, right?

  • It's just a phase

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  • We constantly get accused of taking two lovers, thus lowering the amount available for others, despite the incredible challenge of just trying to keep one around when they think you want to cheat on them with someone of the opposite sex.