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I'm beautiful and tough like a diamond...or beef jerky in a ball gown.

  • I think human parts are a hard no for me

    I'm pretty confident we still have the kids' baby teeth stored somewhere in a box of mementos in the basement (where all our treasured family memories / water heater are stored). I think that is my personal threshold.

  • As a human being...also feeling a bit betrayed

  • The analog method of playing a MIDI file.

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  • Which is more horrifying? Kerneld or PulseLinux?

  • As long as Lennart Poettering isn't anywhere near the line of succession lol.

  • This is the way. And same here. I don't use the mask of pseudo-anonymity to be a jackass. Anyone I know who discovers my online accounts will find I interact online and IRL exactly the same way.

  • Here you go (sort of?)

  • The googly eyes...chef's kiss. 👨‍🍳👌

  • I hope SNL can talk John Goodman into playing her (à la Linda Tripp).

  • Well, for future reference, any time you see something posted by me, you can rest assured that it will never be "Rule 34" anything. Not my jam.

  • I haven't seen Battlestar, but you may have just sold me on it.

  • Also, this image is fucking with my head.

    Should I have gone with Pooh Laren?

  • I started out with a less menacing one, but then I realized it would be a disservice to her to make her anything but the buff kangaroo.

  • Had to shrink the font a bit; looks better all on one line.

  • 🫡

  • Is that good? I'm old and have no idea what that means.😆

  • Ooooh, I'm totally adding that to my email signature.

    Aaaaaaand done.