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  • At least half of men don't wash their hands before leaving a public restroom.

    How does this work in the US? I'm assuming with the amount of gigantic pickup trucks and guns, a lot of guys require tweezers and magnifying glasses to find their dicks

    Do they wash the tweezers?

  • The hot tub effect.

    People go on holiday, use a tub and decide they simply must have one at home

    Then find out they're just a gigantic pain in the arse that guzzles electric

  • How frogs sound in french -

    "Bonjour"

  • Are you simply dying to be offended on someone else's behalf darling? Sweety?

    Pour yourself a large G&T, poppet, there's a dear

  • Have they been SLAMMED too?

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  • If they were to ban exports coming out of Ukraine, would they call it "Russian settlements"?

  • Can we just aim it at Belgium and all have a jolly good laugh?

  • It's not like stealing the signs changes who people intend to vote for, either

    It's not like putting signs in your garden changes who people intend to vote for either

    That's fucking weird guys, honestly 😂

  • Never seen a vampire that looked like his teeth would shatter if he tried to eat an unripe avocado though

  • "I wish he was dead by now" - whoever has to change his diaper

  • Yep it's great

    Hate speech ✖️

    Alliteration ✔️

    Simple :)

  • Sorry I stopped reading your comment after four words. Could you condense it to a five second clip with another following on within a secon sorry I forgot what we were talking about

  • Naw am no, bawbag

  • As a resident of the other 97% of the world, we're honestly not that bothered about that

  • I'm not even an Aussie and I thought this was Western Australia

  • *Texeese

  • They say being rich just buys you space.

    You'll never be in a restaurant with tables that are too close together

    You'll never be on an aeroplane with the seats too close together

    You'll never have a cluttered house

    Your seats at the theatre are a box

    Etc etc

    Basically, money keeps you away from other people