First thing, every time you see someone mention Windows, you immediately reply with a smug, self-congratulary and utterly irrelevant comment about Linux
It's still required at pools because the downhill (VTT) bikers will wear board shorts, get covered in mud then try to just walk into swimming pools with them
Went to Greece last year and they're pushing this shit. Shoving a card machine in your face begging for a tip
In Europe. Fuck you, Stavros
Press "no tip" while making direct eye contact, and sit in their fucking seat while posting a 1 star review on Maps for spoiling my evening with harassment
I don't get the "Someone British is talking" bit
We only use the singular ' to indicate speech within speech -
John said, "I was just speaking to Charlie, and he said 'It's not often XKCD gets things wrong', and I agreed".
I could be wrong but that's what I was taught