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  • I said by law because it's easier than "royal charter" but it amounts to the same

  • It's the BBC, not the Guardian. The journalist literally can't, by law, add "in suspicious circumstances"

  • And millions elected him

  • Fuckin hell I'm 52 and haven't had cereal since 1984. I get called a kid by 30/40 year olds that still eat sugar for breakfast 😂

  • First thing, every time you see someone mention Windows, you immediately reply with a smug, self-congratulary and utterly irrelevant comment about Linux

    That's all you need, off you pop

  • Are you thinking of diesel? Winter diesel has additives to stop it thickening in the cold weather

  • It's still required at pools because the downhill (VTT) bikers will wear board shorts, get covered in mud then try to just walk into swimming pools with them

  • I initially assumed they meant emojiing the chocolate ice cream emoji in their nappies

  • Holy SHIT

  • You could buy a really good blender with that kinda money

  • The Speedos were the French. They do love their budgie-smugglers for some reason

  • Not sure if you mean -

    [It] sucks there, banning it in a place that would actually be comfortable to do it.

    Or

    You're just too lazy to learn how to be coherent for the rest of us

  • Oh come on, "I can't learn languages because I'm mentally ill" is a pretty good excuse 😂

  • Hilarious that yous use England to mean the UK too!

  • Tip?

    Jump
  • Went to Greece last year and they're pushing this shit. Shoving a card machine in your face begging for a tip

    In Europe. Fuck you, Stavros

    Press "no tip" while making direct eye contact, and sit in their fucking seat while posting a 1 star review on Maps for spoiling my evening with harassment

    It's your civic duty as a European

  • Average Friday night in Benidorm

  • No.

  • Eh, Vik? Europe is already great. It's your shitehole that isn't ya fuckin knobend