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If you like what I'm saying, assume I am smart. If you don't like what I'm saying, assume I'm sarcastic. Asexual. Atheist. Apo'strophe police. Go away now.

  • LOL don't worry, like all the Space Nutter fantasies from the 1950s onwards, they are wildly impractical and will never, ever happen.

  • Was Riddick short for ridiculous?

  • ..?

    Jump
  • Iran has been terrible at everything so far. I keep joking that they put huge arrows you can see from space with the naked eye showing where all their leaders, scientists, and generals are.

    Iran must know they're infiltrated from top to bottom by Israel, no? Especially after those "abandoned trucks" filled with drones thing?

  • Hmm, OK. Let's see.

    There once was a dumbass on Lemmy

    Whose brain was so very empty

    He repeated all the propaganda fed to him

    With it his brain was filled to the brim

    But it was all nonsense and he ended up sucking his own dick.

    Oh well, I tried. I guess I'm the William McGonagall of limericks. Would you like an assortment of neuroleptics served on a cafeteria tray instead?

    You are a hoot. You gobble up all the propaganda fed to you, but you seem to be blissfully unself-aware of this. Like, you think someone seeing a gif on Tik Tok will make them vote for Trump, but yet you're somehow immune to the powerful propaganda rays, and you've got the truth. Like any conspiracy theorist.

    Oh please don't expose me to Putin's Brain Rays, I don't want to vote for Trump!!! Oh so scary!

    (Oh and trying that 2024-era trick because you think anyone who disagrees with you is an AI is all I need to know about your brainpower.)

  • Negative frequency is a concept in signal processing, and many other domains.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negative_frequency

    Phase could be the thing, beats me, it's been a while. Negative resistance is also another one of those concepts that pop up now and then, specifically negative differential resistance.

  • They aren't "powering everything". JFC go lick a wall outlet, that's what powers many things. WiFi is information, and indeed, they try to make it use less and less power.

  • The pedocracy. New term coined.

  • After laughing so much, yes, I might need to sit down to catch my breath. I read about people like you, interacting with a live one is on another level!

    Thanks again for the laughs!

  • I hope the medication tastes good at least? It's amazing to be so invested in a nothing burger like that.

    I guess I was wrong, my Sunday got better!

    Please provide more.

  • Oh wow! A real live ChatGPT running in a human brain! I didn't think my Sunday could get any funnier!

    Thanks!

  • "inhumane"[sic]? It's a perfectly true and very human thing to write. Ever crack open a history book? Like, any history?

  • but it's soooooooo cooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

  • Citizen, please turn to page 1 of your copy of The Ultimate Guide To Good And Bad For Citizens. Does it not state

    "Russia bad. China bad. Israel good."??

  • And all of it seems perfectly fine-tuned to distract from the fact that this all benefits one country...

  • lol hilarious, a real live 1950s McCarthy-era "Russians are drinking our precious bodily fluids" in the flesh! With the country that helped defeat the actual historical Nazis in the middle of it!

    I didn't think my Sunday could get any funnier or better!

    Thanks!

  • Or just learn any of the real automation tools that have been programmed by real programmers over the last half century?

  • U'h, wha't? Theirs, hers, his, ours, they also "archaic"?

  • "it is head"? "it is diaper"? Can you learn some basic grammar before having an autistic rage meltdown?